The item to your left is now your weapon of choice...

[Rock. Paper. Shotgun.]

 

[’’’’J]

A wall.

 

[Bulbasir]

A wall will come in handy.

 

[Cabbage]

A blue powerade bottle is going to kick some ass.

 

[SNIPER]

ACR with 500 million pounds of ammo.
leggo

 

[Deany]

Lmao my fucking water bottle.

 

[Hash]

uhh... Turtle Beach X11's.

What about the right?

 

[Blunts]

A shower curtain. Gonna beat some zombies with that cloth yo!

 

[Jirachi]

A pillow I'm completely fucked

 

[Kill]

An Electricity bill. Gonna give some zombies papercuts! Fuck yah.

 

[Blunts]

An Electricity bill. Gonna give some zombies papercuts! Fuck yah.

Cop: During the brief, two day long zombie apocalypse, your son died giving zombies paper cuts. May he rest in peace.

 

[Poop]

Yeah ill kill them with my lube!

 

[Blunts]

Yeah ill kill them with my lube!

So you plan on boning zombies to death? Good to know.

 

[Cole]

The Holy Bible..... yessir, time to unleash the holy spirit on these demon mofos!

 

[Kill]

Cop: During the brief, two day long zombie apocalypse, your son died giving zombies paper cuts. May he rest in peace.

Guardian: Could I see the Bill? My electricity is off.

 

[Poop]

So you plan on boning zombies to death? Good to know.

Well I hear if you fuck then hard enough, it kills them....

 

[Kill]

So you plan on boning zombies to death? Good to know.

If anything the zombies will fake an orgasm and tell you its the best they ever had!

 

[GENIUS]

A tv remote

Like a boss imma own those zombies

 

[Poe]

my iPhone . I'll get the tazer case and slap them

 

[Kyles]

Plate.

nigga's gon be done.

/done!