The item to your left is now your weapon of choice...

Rock. Paper. Shotgun.

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A wall will come in handy.
 
An Electricity bill. Gonna give some zombies papercuts! Fuck yah.
 
The Holy Bible..... yessir, time to unleash the holy spirit on these demon mofos!
 
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Cop: During the brief, two day long zombie apocalypse, your son died giving zombies paper cuts. May he rest in peace.

Guardian: Could I see the Bill? My electricity is off.
 
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So you plan on boning zombies to death? Good to know.

Well I hear if you fuck then hard enough, it kills them....
 
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So you plan on boning zombies to death? Good to know.

If anything the zombies will fake an orgasm and tell you its the best they ever had!
 
my iPhone . I'll get the tazer case and slap them
 
Plate.

nigga's gon be done.

/done!
 
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