There once was some intelligent dude who didn't like Mike because he likes Charizard instead so he hunted Blastoise down. The next day he got up and had a boner so he went to the whitehouse and he ate breakfast with the President of USA who was blue because of the new zombie virus. When he noticed his arm missing from the explosion, he decided to kill himself violently. Obama assisted by a crazy terrorist who ate metal and fucked bitches and acquired currency, actually enough to beat Romney in painting. Then he had to take another vacation to bad grammar island and got taught the wrong directions to the island and lost his mind because of the cloud density; so dense that it gave boners that never went back down because he was horny. Dense enough to fill his brain with spaghetti monsters that eventually had grown giant wings and flew up towards the big black hole above. Then they ate computers and keyboards until there were super magnetic conductors and grammar Nazis everywhere! Enough to take over all the monkeys of the multiverse. But then they ended the story. Then they didn't because they forgot to kill the JUSTIN BIEBER FAN!! So they searched for that kid all night long until they fucked with the story. The next day, Daniel shut up and peace was everywhere. Then guthix met Zamarock in the west wing. End of Story.
Five years later there was a giant balloon monkey who challenged guthix...
to a death...