Today I came home from school and got on Xbox. When I got on my friend Flak Jacket was on (Mind). We were playing some MW2 spinning in circles and shooting and all of the sudden out of no where a fucking GIANT ASS BLACK SPIDER CAME FROM THE GROUND. I was like holy shit a giant ass spider just came from the ground. He was like lolol ur such a pussy. You guys need to understand, this spider might of been bigger then a tiger itself. I was so fucking scared and I just watched it. I screamed for my mom and my sister but NO ONE, noooo one would help me. It crawled under my couch and I was like ok he's gone for now, so I started playing again. 30 minutes later I got done eating my pizza rolls and I got up to take them to the sink in the kitchen. I ALMOST FUCKING STEPPED ON THAT THING! It scared the shit out of me, and I told Mind and I called him on Skype and turned the video on. I put my webcam on the spider and he said himself that it was the biggest spider he's ever seen. I got some glass cleaner because it is all I had and I was going to spray it, but I was scared that he was going to fucking jump up in the air and fucking bite my face off. I went up stairs and got my sister and she came down with a boot and she reached to squish him and he RAN LIKE A MOTHAFUCKA. I was like oh shit this bitch better not get away. She caught him and me and Mind both got to witness the crunch of the spider being squished. It sounded like you biting into a chip. Pretty gross.
Btw, this is a 100% true story. I kinda wrote it like I made it up but you can ask Mind, he witnessed the whole thing. This isn't a troll, that's why I didn't post it in the spamming and trolling section. Please read the whole thing before you call me a pussy, dat nigga was huge.
Btw, this is a 100% true story. I kinda wrote it like I made it up but you can ask Mind, he witnessed the whole thing. This isn't a troll, that's why I didn't post it in the spamming and trolling section. Please read the whole thing before you call me a pussy, dat nigga was huge.