The Sorting Hat.

[Chill]

"Oh you may not think I'm pretty, but don't judge on what you see, I'll eat myself if you can find a smarter hat than me."

I was going to make a massive thread with information on each house according to their founder and pick a house for you in exchange for a "about yourself" report but I don't really see the point and I really think it sounds stupid the whole idea now.

To gain this award on your profile I will still accept no less than a 150 word report on yourself, qualities, hobbies etc. I will put you in your according house depending on my thoughts, remember to be honest.



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[Chrome Hearts]

Wait, I'm confused on how to get this.
Do we have to write a 200 word essay on ourselves for it? lol

 

[Gor]

Hello my name is Gor, some of my hobbies include playing basketball, talking to my friends on skype, watching movies and playing video games.some of my strongest qualities would have to be I am a fast thinker and I am a very friendly/ easy to get along with person I am also a self considered Cannabis enthusiast and enjoy partying from time to time. I enjoy playing basket ball because it is a fun way to stay healthy and it's a great way to strengthen your teamwork/communication skills. I enjoy talking to my friend a lot and consider myself to be a very interpersonal person. One of my favourite fault activities is watching movies and I enjoy the different plots and moods of different movies. I enjoy playing a wide variety of video games from COD to even simple and totally opposite games like one OF my all time favourite games Need for speed hot pursuit I have always been a fan if racing games which require a little bot of concentration. Last but not least I enjoy marijuana because of it's relaxing affect and the ability of it to free ones mind. Thank you for reading this Chill hope

 

[Chill]

Wait, I'm confused on how to get this.
Do we have to write a 200 word essay on ourselves for it? lol

A 150 word report on yourself is required for the Sorting hat to put you in your required house.

Pretty simple for an award.

 

[Chrome Hearts]

Well, I'm Bape, or Brian. I'm 15 years old and I currently live in New York. I wrestle for my high school at 155 pounds. I also play lacrosse. I don't think I'll be able to keep it up with both sports this year, though. I mainly want to stay focused on wrestling, and hopefully wrestle in college. I have a girlfriend who is two months older than me, we have nine months together next week. I work with my dad and he pays well and I get free food along with it. I'd say my grades in school are above average, in the 80's and low 90's. I like making people laugh, but I also know when it's time to be serious and get things done. I've flown a Cessna 182. I'd say that where I am right now, my life is going great. I like hanging out with friends here and there, but mostly with my girlfriend. I like working out and running.

Hopefully that's enough information, lol.
Thanks, Chill.

 

[Chill]

Hello my name is Gor, some of my hobbies include playing basketball, talking to my friends on skype, watching movies and playing video games.some of my strongest qualities would have to be I am a fast thinker and I am a very friendly/ easy to get along with person I am also a self considered Cannabis enthusiast and enjoy partying from time to time. I enjoy playing basket ball because it is a fun way to stay healthy and it's a great way to strengthen your teamwork/communication skills. I enjoy talking to my friend a lot and consider myself to be a very interpersonal person. One of my favourite fault activities is watching movies and I enjoy the different plots and moods of different movies. I enjoy playing a wide variety of video games from COD to even simple and totally opposite games like one OF my all time favourite games Need for speed hot pursuit I have always been a fan if racing games which require a little bot of concentration. Last but not least I enjoy marijuana because of it's relaxing affect and the ability of it to free ones mind. Thank you for reading this Chill hope

"Oh you may not think I'm pretty, but don't judge on what you see, I'll eat myself if you can find a smarter hat than me."

RAVENCLAW​

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Well, I'm Bape, or Brian. I'm 15 years old and I currently live in New York. I wrestle for my high school at 155 pounds. I also play lacrosse. I don't think I'll be able to keep it up with both sports this year, though. I mainly want to stay focused on wrestling, and hopefully wrestle in college. I have a girlfriend who is two months older than me, we have nine months together next week. I work with my dad and he pays well and I get free food along with it. I'd say my grades in school are above average, in the 80's and low 90's. I like making people laugh, but I also know when it's time to be serious and get things done. I've flown a Cessna 182. I'd say that where I am right now, my life is going great. I like hanging out with friends here and there, but mostly with my girlfriend. I like working out and running.

Hopefully that's enough information, lol.
Thanks, Chill.

"Oh you may not think I'm pretty, but don't judge on what you see, I'll eat myself if you can find a smarter hat than me."

HUFFLEPUFF​

 

[Color]

I'm also a bit confused on this, but I'll give it a shot, I guess.

I'm Chad (Color), as you already know. I'm probably one of the nicest assholes you'll ever meet. I enjoy helping others, but I also enjoy being sarcastic, especially on twitter. Most of my time goes toward skateboarding and school. I also spend a decent portion of my free time on FK. I like to generally just chill, chat, and post around the forums on whatever it may be; however, I also enjoy the marketplace, although I've been growing bored of it lately. I like to learn about nearly all topics you can think of, as long as I can stay interested and have the time. Last but not least, I absolutely hate writing things about myself; I'd rather show my qualities through my actions, but hey, it's a cool award. I also hate trying to go through and count each word, so I'll hope for the best. Thanks, man, I'm not entirely sure I did this right.

 

[Chill]

I'm also a bit confused on this, but I'll give it a shot, I guess.

I'm Chad (Color), as you already know. I'm probably one of the nicest assholes you'll ever meet. I enjoy helping others, but I also enjoy being sarcastic, especially on twitter. Most of my time goes toward skateboarding and school. I also spend a decent portion of my free time on FK. I like to generally just chill, chat, and post around the forums on whatever it may be; however, I also enjoy the marketplace, although I've been growing bored of it lately. I like to learn about nearly all topics you can think of, as long as I can stay interested and have the time. Last but not least, I absolutely hate writing things about myself; I'd rather show my qualities through my actions, but hey, it's a cool award. I also hate trying to go through and count each word, so I'll hope for the best. Thanks, man, I'm not entirely sure I did this right.

"Oh you may not think I'm pretty, but don't judge on what you see, I'll eat myself if you can find a smarter hat than me."

SLYTHERIN​

 

[Sector]

I am Sector, but you can call me Koy. I'm seventeen years of age and I'm currently finishing my last year of high school. My name is of Turkish decent, but I'm a full-blown, European mutt (Swiss, German, etc.). I was named after Koy Detmer, a former quarterback for the Colorado Buffalos. I enjoy football, lacrosse, biking, photography and graphic design. After high school, I plan on attending the Art Institute of Missouri: St. Louis to further enhance my artistic abilities. I aim to obtain an associate's degree in graphic & web design. After that, well, we'll just see where the road takes me.

More on the ForumKorner side: I've been a member for approximately four months. I hope that I've made a large enough dent in the community to cause others to want give back. I, myself, know that I spend a hefty amount of time on here, but I enjoy it.

Word count: 152

 

[Poop]

I'm Dave "poop" and I'm probably one of the most easy going people you will meet. Currently I work at a pizza place in town untill I Graduate high school (this year). I love to chill with friends, play video games, and play basketball. I'm very talented in 2 areas. First, fucking bitches. All the bitches love me. Second, I know how to make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. When I'm home alone late at night I often find myself touching my balls. Don't ask me why, but my hand always finds itself down there. I know how to ride a bike and tie my own shoes. Most of the time a a sarcastic asshole, but sometimes I can actually be a decent person....

Thanks dood

 

[Chill]

I am Sector, but you can call me Koy. I'm seventeen years of age and I'm currently finishing my last year of high school. My name is of Turkish decent, but I'm a full-blown, European mutt (Swiss, German, etc.). I was named after Koy Detmer, a former quarterback for the Colorado Buffalos. I enjoy football, lacrosse, biking, photography and graphic design. After high school, I plan on attending the Art Institute of Missouri: St. Louis to further enhance my artistic abilities. I aim to obtain an associate's degree in graphic & web design. After that, well, we'll just see where the road takes me.

More on the ForumKorner side: I've been a member for approximately four months. I hope that I've made a large enough dent in the community to cause others to want give back. I, myself, know that I spend a hefty amount of time on here, but I enjoy it.

Word count: 152

"Oh you may not think I'm pretty, but don't judge on what you see, I'll eat myself if you can find a smarter hat than me."

RAVENCLAW​

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I'm Dave "poop" and I'm probably one of the most easy going people you will meet. Currently I work at a pizza place in town untill I Graduate high school (this year). I love to chill with friends, play video games, and play basketball. I'm very talented in 2 areas. First, fucking bitches. All the bitches love me. Second, I know how to make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. When I'm home alone late at night I often find myself touching my balls. Don't ask me why, but my hand always finds itself down there. I know how to ride a bike and tie my own shoes. Most of the time a a sarcastic asshole, but sometimes I can actually be a decent person....

Thanks dood

"Oh you may not think I'm pretty, but don't judge on what you see, I'll eat myself if you can find a smarter hat than me."

The sorting hat cannot decipher this bullshit, please re-write an application in a better format.​

 

[Poop]

"Oh you may not think I'm pretty, but don't judge on what you see, I'll eat myself if you can find a smarter hat than me."

RAVENCLAW​

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"Oh you may not think I'm pretty, but don't judge on what you see, I'll eat myself if you can find a smarter hat than me."

The sorting hat cannot decipher this bullshit, please re-write an application in a better format.​

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Lol that was going to be my only try at it. Maybe I'll edit it later.

 

[Narc]

Yo, Im narc or Mitchell. I am 16 years old and fuck bitches all the time. I've been selling amazing shit online for 4 years now and just joined fk in the middle of 2013. I am a junior in highschool, one more shitty year to go. My hobbies include, Pissing people off, Longboard, Selling shit, Lacrosse, Computers, and once again fucking bitches. When I get out of Highschool I want to work with computers, and/or be a bad ass cop. I was born in Maryland and lived there for 15 years. Now I moved somewhere else in america, And it sucks donkey balls. I hope I get this award and wonder where I'll be placed.

 

[Chill]

Yo, Im narc or Mitchell. I am 16 years old and fuck bitches all the time. I've been selling amazing shit online for 4 years now and just joined fk in the middle of 2013. I am a junior in highschool, one more shitty year to go. My hobbies include, Pissing people off, Longboard, Selling shit, Lacrosse, Computers, and once again fucking bitches. When I get out of Highschool I want to work with computers, and/or be a bad ass cop. I was born in Maryland and lived there for 15 years. Now I moved somewhere else in america, And it sucks donkey balls. I hope I get this award and wonder where I'll be placed.

"Oh you may not think I'm pretty, but don't judge on what you see, I'll eat myself if you can find a smarter hat than me."

SLYTHERIN
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[Majestic]

Whats good homie the names Offline, my hobbies include gaming, playing soccer, going out with friends and bitches, watching movies, cooking, working out and helping others. I'm a real chill person easy to get along with. I don't have a lot of patience but I can tolerate most things. I like to dress nice, n'awm saying? Gotta stay svv@66y. Lol jkk.. I like to keep up with fashion, i'm a sneakerhead with a collection of 20+ sneakers including a mix of Jordans, and Nikes. Summer is my favorite season because you get to go to the beach and see all the bitches. I'm a real lazy person when it comes to school, but I always seem to pass every year with a good GPA haha.. I HATE homework and for some reason I never do work at my house, I always finish it at school because I get distracted easily at home. I'm an asshole to girls because bitches love an asshole I got my sweet side but that's just me. Your award? it's pretty cool and I like the fact you're doing this, now I can finally add another cool award to my collection. Looks like I typed more than 150+ words so I'll stop here..

Thanks in advance Chill, happy holidays!

 

[Raptor]

I'm Raptor, and I want to help out the FK community out. In all seriousness, I'm a real nigga who plays Xbox in my spare time, which I don't have much of atm due to year 12 exams. I'm incredibly intelligent modest, and I hate talking about myself. I'm an activist against Swear being pardoned, and I enjoy browsing and posting on forums in my spare time. For video games, I prefer the FPS/racing/RPG genres, however depending on the game, I'm open to others. I enjoy writing and reading, particularly flaming people who post unintelligent comments online. My favourite movie series would probably be the Bourne trilogy (I'm happy to pretend that Legacy never occurred), or the Nolan Batman series. I'm happy to help out anybody in need, or assisting people with something they're encountering issues with if I can. Batman and I have never been seen in the same room, so that's seemingly pointing to me being Batman.

Please not Hufflepuff, please not Hufflepuff, please not Hufflepuff.

 

[Chill]

Whats good homie the names Offline, my hobbies include gaming, playing soccer, going out with friends and bitches, watching movies, cooking, working out and helping others. I'm a real chill person easy to get along with. I don't have a lot of patience but I can tolerate most things. I like to dress nice, n'awm saying? Gotta stay svv@66y. Lol jkk.. I like to keep up with fashion, i'm a sneakerhead with a collection of 20+ sneakers including a mix of Jordans, and Nikes. Summer is my favorite season because you get to go to the beach and see all the bitches. I'm a real lazy person when it comes to school, but I always seem to pass every year with a good GPA haha.. I HATE homework and for some reason I never do work at my house, I always finish it at school because I get distracted easily at home. I'm an asshole to girls because bitches love an asshole I got my sweet side but that's just me. Your award? it's pretty cool and I like the fact you're doing this, now I can finally add another cool award to my collection. Looks like I typed more than 150+ words so I'll stop here..

Thanks in advance Chill, happy holidays!

"Oh you may not think I'm pretty, but don't judge on what you see, I'll eat myself if you can find a smarter hat than me."

Ravenclaw
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I'm Raptor, and I want to help out the FK community out. In all seriousness, I'm a real nigga who plays Xbox in my spare time, which I don't have much of atm due to year 12 exams. I'm incredibly intelligent modest, and I hate talking about myself. I'm an activist against Swear being pardoned, and I enjoy browsing and posting on forums in my spare time. For video games, I prefer the FPS/racing/RPG genres, however depending on the game, I'm open to others. I enjoy writing and reading, particularly flaming people who post unintelligent comments online. My favourite movie series would probably be the Bourne trilogy (I'm happy to pretend that Legacy never occurred), or the Nolan Batman series. I'm happy to help out anybody in need, or assisting people with something they're encountering issues with if I can. Batman and I have never been seen in the same room, so that's seemingly pointing to me being Batman.

Please not Hufflepuff, please not Hufflepuff, please not Hufflepuff.

"Oh you may not think I'm pretty, but don't judge on what you see, I'll eat myself if you can find a smarter hat than me."

Not Hufflepuff eh? Are you sure? You could be great, you know.
Well if you're sure, better be...
GRYFFINDOR!
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[Shift]

Well I like to play video games and I like learning about technology and how it affects us daily. My favorite season is winter because I like the cold. I also like to spam FK as you know . I like reading the news because I find it interesting and I also like to about Greek/Roman/Egyptian myths and stories because you dont really know if that was true or not.I am also a friendly guy who likes to mess around especially on skype as you know first hand . Finally I am religious but nobody knows who I workship. Thanks for reading this

 

[Soda]

My name is James, but I'm known as Soda on FK. I enjoy trading Instagrams and Kiks, and I would never scam a soul. My favorite type of soda would probably be either Pepsi or Sprite. I currently live in Canada, and hate the cold. I enjoy chatting with friends, playing Call of Duty and reading through FK. Not sure exactly how many words that was, but I think it was around 150. Thanks for this, Chill!

 

[Megaman]

If only the sorting hat could be impartial, would be a fun thing. If your going to make one of these " get to know me " paragraphs, actually put some thought into them and describe who you are, not just how you see yourself but how you actually are in the world.