I just thought id tell this story as I thought it was pretty funny.
I wont use names because some of you might follow me on social mediums and might try and find her. (Y'all n1gs are weird sometimes). Ill call her Salena,
So me and Salena have been friends since start of high school 4.5 years ago. At first I thought she was attractive (at 14) so we talked, but then I just stopped because I figured out it was just the fact her ass on a 10 (I use to be stupid). So I stopped talking to her, she sorta went off the deep end and dated a senior (as a freshman) who was the quarterback (he was black as well, shes white). They were on and off, her parents hated him because n1gga was a pedophile basically . LOL. Well that's just background info
WELL, about a month and a half ago, I had to work, she was with me working. I took Adderall for class earlier and it makes me get pissed easily and I cant get hard...like at all. She told me to stay after work (11pm) so I do because were friends and I thought she wanted to talk. But were sitting in my car talking and out of no where she just starts feeling me up. I didn't know what to do, so I was like chill. BITCH DIDNT CHILL. she kept trying she was doing some porno shit. She reaches for the Golden Ticket and grab her hand just tell her to get out. Thinking back on it the Adderall made me do it. Because I aint gay.
We didn't talk for a couple day because it was awkward. Then we talked and I told her about my "situation" that night. then we acted like it never happened
What happened next was, about 4 weeks ago a trend on twitter was "WHY HAVENT WE FUCKED YET" and she sent me that. Me being me, avoided it because I saw it on twitter and people were screenshotting shit. I was like fuck that . Then she was like "Im serious" , I told her idk. She basically went on to say she wanted to fuck me. Im not gonna lie im still a virgin at 18. ive had oppurtunities but just never took them. Well I told her whatever if it happens it happens. I goto bed, end of it. I wake up to the fuckery on my phone saying "MY DAD READ MY MESSAGES". Im like , Jesus why. Back up for a second, I forgot to say her dad has a thing where he thinks black guys are bad because the senior guy fucked her as a freshman, and he wanted to press charges but she wouldn't tell hi name . Back to the story, I have to goto work later so I go, she works the same exact shift as me. Well as a surprise I was taking the trash out the back when her dad pulls up...I have my name tag on . LOL. He's like so you're Andrew? I said yes... He was like I should beat you, AND IDK WHY BUT THE BIGGEST GRIN CAME ACROSS MY FACE LOL. I was like I didn't even do anything LOL. He rants about the texts saying he should call the police. Im like , you realize shes the one who brought up the subject not me. Like I pulled out my phone and was like read this shit again boy. because it wasn't me. He told me to watch it because "He plays no games" . I laughed because shit made no sense but apparently im a bad guy and should stay away from his daughter.
TL;DR fuck you read it
I wont use names because some of you might follow me on social mediums and might try and find her. (Y'all n1gs are weird sometimes). Ill call her Salena,
So me and Salena have been friends since start of high school 4.5 years ago. At first I thought she was attractive (at 14) so we talked, but then I just stopped because I figured out it was just the fact her ass on a 10 (I use to be stupid). So I stopped talking to her, she sorta went off the deep end and dated a senior (as a freshman) who was the quarterback (he was black as well, shes white). They were on and off, her parents hated him because n1gga was a pedophile basically . LOL. Well that's just background info
WELL, about a month and a half ago, I had to work, she was with me working. I took Adderall for class earlier and it makes me get pissed easily and I cant get hard...like at all. She told me to stay after work (11pm) so I do because were friends and I thought she wanted to talk. But were sitting in my car talking and out of no where she just starts feeling me up. I didn't know what to do, so I was like chill. BITCH DIDNT CHILL. she kept trying she was doing some porno shit. She reaches for the Golden Ticket and grab her hand just tell her to get out. Thinking back on it the Adderall made me do it. Because I aint gay.
We didn't talk for a couple day because it was awkward. Then we talked and I told her about my "situation" that night. then we acted like it never happened
What happened next was, about 4 weeks ago a trend on twitter was "WHY HAVENT WE FUCKED YET" and she sent me that. Me being me, avoided it because I saw it on twitter and people were screenshotting shit. I was like fuck that . Then she was like "Im serious" , I told her idk. She basically went on to say she wanted to fuck me. Im not gonna lie im still a virgin at 18. ive had oppurtunities but just never took them. Well I told her whatever if it happens it happens. I goto bed, end of it. I wake up to the fuckery on my phone saying "MY DAD READ MY MESSAGES". Im like , Jesus why. Back up for a second, I forgot to say her dad has a thing where he thinks black guys are bad because the senior guy fucked her as a freshman, and he wanted to press charges but she wouldn't tell hi name . Back to the story, I have to goto work later so I go, she works the same exact shift as me. Well as a surprise I was taking the trash out the back when her dad pulls up...I have my name tag on . LOL. He's like so you're Andrew? I said yes... He was like I should beat you, AND IDK WHY BUT THE BIGGEST GRIN CAME ACROSS MY FACE LOL. I was like I didn't even do anything LOL. He rants about the texts saying he should call the police. Im like , you realize shes the one who brought up the subject not me. Like I pulled out my phone and was like read this shit again boy. because it wasn't me. He told me to watch it because "He plays no games" . I laughed because shit made no sense but apparently im a bad guy and should stay away from his daughter.
TL;DR fuck you read it
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