True story.

Cheefin

User is banned.
Reputation
0
So around 1st period I started having an urge to take a shit, we all know most school bathrooms are disgusting so I figured I would hold it in till I got home. Around 3rd period it was nearly coming out of my ass so I jumped up and ran out of my class. I started pulling my pants down as I was running so half way to the bathroom I was half naked and shit was starting to come out. I eventually get to the bathroom just to find a "Out of Order" sign on the door. I said "Fuck it," and ran into the lady's room.

And of course, with my amazing luck, both stalls were taken and one girl was washing her hands at one of the sinks. At this point I was literally standing in the lady's restroom completely naked with shit running down my legs. Both girls came out of the stalls and stared at my dick which was at half chub, for some odd reason, and started screaming. To avoid making a greater mess I bent over and finished my shit into the sink where the one girl was still washing her hands. The other two girls stared in disgust as a took a big, wet, lumpy shit right on the third girls hands. Thus overriding my efforts in limiting a mess and creating an even bigger one. A few seconds later two administrators ran into the bathroom after seeing me running through the halls naked and hearing the girls screaming. Now I am suspended for a week and have to attend a mandatory hygiene therapy session twice a week for 3 months.

Comments?
 
Cheefin you troll.

happy-oh-stop-it-you-l.png
 
This was the most epic story ever...
 
Cheefin said:
So around 1st period I started having an urge to take a shit, we all know most school bathrooms are disgusting so I figured I would hold it in till I got home. Around 3rd period it was nearly coming out of my ass so I jumped up and ran out of my class. I started pulling my pants down as I was running so half way to the bathroom I was half naked and shit was starting to come out. I eventually get to the bathroom just to find a "Out of Order" sign on the door. I said "Fuck it," and ran into the lady's room.

And of course, with my amazing luck, both stalls were taken and one girl was washing her hands at one of the sinks. At this point I was literally standing in the lady's restroom completely naked with shit running down my legs. Both girls came out of the stalls and stared at my dick which was at half chub, for some odd reason, and started screaming. To avoid making a greater mess I bent over and finished my shit into the sink where the one girl was still washing her hands. The other two girls stared in disgust as a took a big, wet, lumpy shit right on the third girls hands. Thus overriding my efforts in limiting a mess and creating an even bigger one. A few seconds later two administrators ran into the bathroom after seeing me running through the halls naked and hearing the girls screaming. Now I am suspended for a week and have to attend a mandatory hygiene therapy session twice a week for 3 months.

Comments?
Fake and Gay.
 
Cheefin said:
So around 1st period I started having an urge to take a shit, we all know most school bathrooms are disgusting so I figured I would hold it in till I got home. Around 3rd period it was nearly coming out of my ass so I jumped up and ran out of my class. I started pulling my pants down as I was running so half way to the bathroom I was half naked and shit was starting to come out. I eventually get to the bathroom just to find a "Out of Order" sign on the door. I said "Fuck it," and ran into the lady's room.

And of course, with my amazing luck, both stalls were taken and one girl was washing her hands at one of the sinks. At this point I was literally standing in the lady's restroom completely naked with shit running down my legs. Both girls came out of the stalls and stared at my dick which was at half chub, for some odd reason, and started screaming. To avoid making a greater mess I bent over and finished my shit into the sink where the one girl was still washing her hands. The other two girls stared in disgust as a took a big, wet, lumpy shit right on the third girls hands. Thus overriding my efforts in limiting a mess and creating an even bigger one. A few seconds later two administrators ran into the bathroom after seeing me running through the halls naked and hearing the girls screaming. Now I am suspended for a week and have to attend a mandatory hygiene therapy session twice a week for 3 months.

Comments?
Cool story bro, tell it again.
 
This. Is.The.Greatest.Story.Ever
 
Cannibаl said:
The lesson of this story is don't hold your poop in.

Then he would've shit his pants in class. Ain't nobody got time for that!
 
Back
Top