Two Minuses

[TehStickle]

Giving away the Minuses Booties and Erectile.

Come up with a funny Haiku. If you don't know what it is, Google it. Funniest haiku by the end of the weekend wins. If there are no funny ones I won't pick any winners.

Rules:

Must be original. No copying and pasting.
No trolling this thread.
If I don't like you I don't have to pick you.

 

[Fissure]

Shit. Its Nine. Im late.
Quickly I shave, cut my face.
God dammit. Sunday.

 

[TehStickle]

Shit. Its Nine. Im late.
Quickly I shave, cut my face.
God dammit. Sunday.

Lol. I need some more entries. If not then you win.

 

[Joint]

Sell me your koins please.
You are banned therefore no use.
Please I beg of you

 

[Zak]

Sell me your koins please.
You are banned therefore no use.
Please I beg of you

How exactly do you expect him to send you koins if he's banned?

 

[Joint]

True, I wasn't thinking lmao