So my girlfriend and I have been together for a little over 5 months, and we all know the valentine's day is coming up. I got her a few pieces of jewelry, but I want to add a personal touch to the gift as well. She wants me to write some form of story, not even a love letter or anything like that. So I think I will write a funny story for her, as well as a cute letter. We are both 16 years old, and have the same type of humor. So anything I find funny, she should like too. Shoot me some ideas lads
The fuck her harder, take her legs and bring them up, your dick will go way deeper and she will moan like a fuckin fag. l0l sorry im fucked up right now but good luck niga
You are a dirty slut,
But I don't need to pay,
She plays like a mut,
You shine on me night and day,
You are my porn star,
Your are my girl,
I take you to the bar,
You never make me hurl.