Weird Masturbation Stories

[Divinitive]

I'm pretty fuckin bored so let's see if anyone has any weird jerkoff stories...

 

[Random]

@pandas was wanking off in the fk giveaway earlier..

 

[Divinitive]

@pandas was wanking off in the fk giveaway earlier..

Did he at least clean up after himself when he was finished?

 

[Random]

Re: RE: Weird Masturbation Stories

Did he at least clean up after himself when he was finished?

Not sure, we scared him off.. it was some funny shit though

he was just like

"Just got done jacking off" or something, and everyone shamed him haha

 

[Divinitive]

Not sure, we scared him off.. it was some funny shit though

he was just like

"Just got done jacking off" or something, and everyone shamed him haha

lmfao wtf... are you sure he didn't just Ernie the whole thread?

 

[Random]

Re: RE: Weird Masturbation Stories

lmfao wtf... are you sure he didn't just Ernie the whole thread?

dont you use ernies name in vain.

rip @raheem @ernie

 

[Divinitive]

dont you use ernies name in vain.

rip @raheem @ernie

I'm sorry master muffin, I shall never do it again.

 

[RobinVan]

I once wanked off an airplane window and my stuff fell on an old lady in Jamaica.