When i was 15, let me reemphasize that FUCKING 15!
I called my GF and we were just talking, and i forgot what the fuck they called it but its a sport where you row a canoe with like 3-6 other people. And she just got home from that and its like 9:30 at night( Remember this vividly). She's like " BRB i have to go change out of this spandex". Im like, "OK BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT GIVE THE PHONE TO YOUR MOM" (Background info, her mom was hot, but it was awkward talking to her because she always said something weird that made me uncomfortable ). So im waiting and they i hear the phone get picked up, and its her damn mom. She's like " Hey , Andrew ", in my head im like "fuck! here we go again" . I say hi and shit , she asks how im doing. I say fine blah blah blah. Then she said "You know what autumns doing?" me not trying to open a way to a weird ass convo. "No?" her stupid ass says " She's changing...Like she's naked, How does that make you feel" . My mind went blank , im like WHAT THE FUCK. i say "uhhhhh i dont know". then she takes it to another level and is like " You want to see her huh?" . if my life were a movie i would have said yes, but its not. im a 15 y/o black kid talking to his GF's Milf mom about her daughter being naked. I just hung up.
Whats your most awkward convo with a adult?
I called my GF and we were just talking, and i forgot what the fuck they called it but its a sport where you row a canoe with like 3-6 other people. And she just got home from that and its like 9:30 at night( Remember this vividly). She's like " BRB i have to go change out of this spandex". Im like, "OK BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT GIVE THE PHONE TO YOUR MOM" (Background info, her mom was hot, but it was awkward talking to her because she always said something weird that made me uncomfortable ). So im waiting and they i hear the phone get picked up, and its her damn mom. She's like " Hey , Andrew ", in my head im like "fuck! here we go again" . I say hi and shit , she asks how im doing. I say fine blah blah blah. Then she said "You know what autumns doing?" me not trying to open a way to a weird ass convo. "No?" her stupid ass says " She's changing...Like she's naked, How does that make you feel" . My mind went blank , im like WHAT THE FUCK. i say "uhhhhh i dont know". then she takes it to another level and is like " You want to see her huh?" . if my life were a movie i would have said yes, but its not. im a 15 y/o black kid talking to his GF's Milf mom about her daughter being naked. I just hung up.
Whats your most awkward convo with a adult?
