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Mother of semiweekly: "Doctor, what's the news on my son?"
Doctor: "It's not good. He's contracted something we haven't dealt with in years."
Mother: "How bad is it? I just want to see semiweekly healthy again"
Doctor: "He's contracted a syndrome, known as the wannabe-oG syndrome. It starts to show when people add prefixes onto their gamertags, he'll never walk again."
Mother: "OH IF ONLY I TOLD HIM THAT WANNABE OG'S AREN'T COOL!"
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