I had got home from a hard days work of min wage. Id been holding in my poop all day and when i got home i kind of put it off. I hopped on reckless pk and owned some noobs. I then took a small break and ate some cookies and other snacks. I let out a fart and BOOM.
I thought it was a wet fart, then i remembered i had been holding it in all day. I went to the bathroom to confirm the inevitable. There it was in all its blinding glory. It was wet and messy. It smelt horrid. There were little chunks in the mix and i must have stared at the poop in question for 5 minutes. I let the rest of my load out and clogged toilet then i fucking washed my soiled underpants in the shower. I proceeded to stuff them in the bottom of the laundry basket. I took a quick shower and then stared at the wall in shame for the next 20 minutes.
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I thought it was a wet fart, then i remembered i had been holding it in all day. I went to the bathroom to confirm the inevitable. There it was in all its blinding glory. It was wet and messy. It smelt horrid. There were little chunks in the mix and i must have stared at the poop in question for 5 minutes. I let the rest of my load out and clogged toilet then i fucking washed my soiled underpants in the shower. I proceeded to stuff them in the bottom of the laundry basket. I took a quick shower and then stared at the wall in shame for the next 20 minutes.
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