What the ___ did you just say to me?

[Yuuki]

What hte fuck did you just say about me, you little skid? I'll have you know I graduated top of the Hackforums Griefing section, and I've been involved in numerous aVo raids on the Reddit servers, and I have over 300 confirmed griefs. I am trained in java coding and I'm the top skid on Hackforums. You are nothing to me but just another alt account of Fromatic. I will wipe you the fuck out with hakes the likes of which have never been seen before in this section, mark my fucking code. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Skype? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across HF and your IP is being paquetted right now so you better prepare for the DDoS, skid. The DDoS that wipes out the pathetic thing you call your internet/minecraft server. You're fucking repfucked, skid. I can steal code anywhere, anytime, and I can copypaste in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my keyboard shortcuts. Not only am I extensively trained in stealing public code and claiming it, but I have access to the entire Yiffcraft github and I will use it and it's code to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass client off the front page of HF, you little skid. If only you could known what repfucking your little "clever" post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have released your fucking tutorial. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn skid. I will -3 all over your rep page and you will drown in it. You're fucking done, skid.

@Climax

 

[climax]

RE: Climax

What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nigga. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nigga. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nigga.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bully? I'll have you know I lasted 16 years in Canada, and I've been involved in numerous raids on my own body, and I have over 300 ML of bleach drank. I am trained in self harm and I'm the top Clorox chugger in BC, Canada. You are nothing to me but just another Bully. I will wipe myself the fuck out with chugging the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am knotting my 2 meters long of rope across my neck and your feels are being hurt right now so you better prepare for the suicide, bully. The suicide that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking done, kid. I can die anywhere, anytime, and I can kill myself in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Clorox and rope, You fucked up bully, I will shit sadness on you and you will drown in it, I'm fucking dead kiddo.

 

[Shift]

RE: Climax

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

@satanism

 

[climax]

RE: Climax

What in the Lord's name did you just say about me, you little atheist? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Ministry school, and I have over 300 confirmed prayers. I am trained in the religion Baptist and I'm the top Priest in the entire Christian religion. You are nothing to me but another non believer. I will teach you the word of God with the largest choir that has ever been seen;
mark my works. You think you can get away with not believing in a god? Think again, atheist. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of churches across the USA and you're going to be forced to believe in god right now, so you better prepare for the faith, sir. The faith that wipes out the pathetic thing you call atheism. You're Christian now, sir. I can teach you anywhere, anytime, and I can preach in over seven hundred ways, and that's just off the top of my head. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching from memory, but I have access to the entire mob of the United States Christian Club and I will use it to its full extent to force you into Christianity, you little atheist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little religion was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have challenged the word of god. But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're praying the price, you imbecile. I will teach the word of God all over you and you will drown in it. You're a christian now, kiddo.

@rude

 

[Yuuki]

RE: Climax

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

@Shift
@Satanism
@Climax
@Self
@Pandas
@Random

 

[Shift]

RE: Climax

be the good little slut we both know you are, pull down your panties and snap me a pic of your dirty cherry hole, or things are gonna get real weird, real quick. I have your ip, do you really think it would take me long to figure out where you live? you can't even comprehend the shit i will do to you, i'll go slice and dice on your caterpus blood and cum fucking everywhere, by the time the police arrive you'll be a bloody, shitty stump with it's toes glued to your forehead. Now let me see that angus beef