1. they do not have black ass attitudes
nigga real talk. im tryna be puttin in overtime hours tryna make some extra bank and i got fuckin aunt jemima up ma ass tellin me she wants me to pull my weight around tha house more. fuck i look like? hoe. all a nigga wants is food and sex i dont care if ma polos are ironed or not! white women dont do any work round tha house so they dont expect a fly nigga like me to do it either
2. they are more cost effective
for all ya niggas tryna get it in with a black chick, imma just hit u up with a maintenance plan real quick. for 3 months u lookin at 4, 5 maybe 6 thousand dollars just on feedin tha hoe and payin for her hair permin. smh. white women is all anorexic so u aint gotta feed em
3. they are more pleasing to look at
bitch when charlie fuckin murphy can play a black woman in a comedy movie that looks more like a black woman than actual black women, then u kno u gotta hit up that plastic surgery wizard south of fally asap hoe
4. they let anybody in through the back door
if ya niggas ever hit up a vanilla bitch from tha backside then u already kno whats up lmao! nah furreal tho, ebony hoes act like they butt is a sacred door like u need the nightmare key from the last boss of zelda four seasons to unlock it or someshit. smh. its just another hole dont flatter ya self skank
5. they dont watch oprah
fuck that old ass beat ass wang hunter. everyone knows reading stupid ass books about cooking is how she copes with being molested by her ugly as uncle, who was prob fuckin a white chick
Thanks to Smooth Black Guy
nigga real talk. im tryna be puttin in overtime hours tryna make some extra bank and i got fuckin aunt jemima up ma ass tellin me she wants me to pull my weight around tha house more. fuck i look like? hoe. all a nigga wants is food and sex i dont care if ma polos are ironed or not! white women dont do any work round tha house so they dont expect a fly nigga like me to do it either
2. they are more cost effective
for all ya niggas tryna get it in with a black chick, imma just hit u up with a maintenance plan real quick. for 3 months u lookin at 4, 5 maybe 6 thousand dollars just on feedin tha hoe and payin for her hair permin. smh. white women is all anorexic so u aint gotta feed em
3. they are more pleasing to look at
bitch when charlie fuckin murphy can play a black woman in a comedy movie that looks more like a black woman than actual black women, then u kno u gotta hit up that plastic surgery wizard south of fally asap hoe
4. they let anybody in through the back door
if ya niggas ever hit up a vanilla bitch from tha backside then u already kno whats up lmao! nah furreal tho, ebony hoes act like they butt is a sacred door like u need the nightmare key from the last boss of zelda four seasons to unlock it or someshit. smh. its just another hole dont flatter ya self skank
5. they dont watch oprah
fuck that old ass beat ass wang hunter. everyone knows reading stupid ass books about cooking is how she copes with being molested by her ugly as uncle, who was prob fuckin a white chick
Thanks to Smooth Black Guy
