Why is the microwave always so loud in the middle of the night?

[Bluntly]

It's like it wants everyone to know that you're being fat ass at this time :/

 

[SNIPER]

Well, I can vouch for this.

 

[Poop]

Because everything is quiet at night, so it sounds louder...

DUH!

 

[Bluntly]

Because everything is quiet at night, so it sounds louder...

DUH!

But it's a 'let's let everyone know that you're trying to sneak food' loud.

 

[Poop]

But it's a 'let's let everyone know that you're trying to sneak food' loud.

Maybe its god telling you to LOSE SOME WEIGHT MOTHER FUCKER!

Sorry I have turrets....

 

[Bluntly]

Maybe its god telling you to LOSE SOME WEIGHT MOTHER FUCKER!

Sorry I have turrets....

There's an app for that..

 

[Ellie]

Maybe its god telling you to LOSE SOME WEIGHT MOTHER FUCKER!

Sorry I have turrets....

He'd be better off with Wii Fit....

 

[Bluntly]

He'd be better off with Wii Fit....

I'll probably break it.

 

[-BiiGMoNeY-]

I think this explains why you must eat. If you get it