Why is the microwave always so loud in the middle of the night?

Bluntly

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It's like it wants everyone to know that you're being fat ass at this time :/
 
Because everything is quiet at night, so it sounds louder...

DUH!
 
Poop said:
Because everything is quiet at night, so it sounds louder...

DUH!

But it's a 'let's let everyone know that you're trying to sneak food' loud.
 
Bluntly said:
But it's a 'let's let everyone know that you're trying to sneak food' loud.

Maybe its god telling you to LOSE SOME WEIGHT MOTHER FUCKER!

Sorry I have turrets....
 
Poop said:
Maybe its god telling you to LOSE SOME WEIGHT MOTHER FUCKER!

Sorry I have turrets....

There's an app for that..
 
Poop said:
Maybe its god telling you to LOSE SOME WEIGHT MOTHER FUCKER!

Sorry I have turrets....

He'd be better off with Wii Fit....
 
Logic™ said:
He'd be better off with Wii Fit....

I'll probably break it.
 


I think this explains why you must eat. If you get it
 
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