Today I had to work day shift which I fucking hate. Well I was in the back cutting produce and my co-worker came to the back and was like "Drew look at this girl out here"(in the store there is the lobby then the back kitchen like area where I was at) . I walk out expecting for something goofy . But this girl (blonde hair) was getting a drink and from behind she was a 10. Like it was ridiculous. Like her body couldn't have been better. The Ass was Fat FAM. Not gonna lie she was dressed like a pornstar. Like if she told me she was 13, idk tell her 13. So I'm fucking grinning and she turns around and OMFG by far the worst butter-face/Catfish in the world . And I look at my co-worker and he's fucking dying because of my facial expression. Then the girl walks towards me and is smiling and says "are you guys hiring" . In the most flirty country bumpkin ass voice ever It was disgusting. And I was like "Nah" and walked off. But that's not the end . Her dad comes in and dude looks like fucking fat joe with all these tattoos (they're white i remind you). And dude is wear FUBU and southpole jeans . He comes to me and asks and the ugliest country voice " y'all hiring, I mean would y'all hire my daughter?" My co-worker from the back YELLS like a dumbass "Not with that face" . The girl heard it and was just glaring at me . the dad didn't or we would have all lost our jobs because my face was bright red when I heard that shit. Just another day at my shitty job.
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Lol fuck. I would've been embarrased too if my friend yelled in the back like that.
Ellis said:
wtf were you reading? Lol it's a joke. And she had to be like 17-18
California said:
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Just realised the mistake I made, I thought it was seriously fucked up then, It all makes sense now though . Good story though!
You should've hit that lmao. Just cover the face with a brown bag and you'll be good.
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