vB: I see. Well, riddle me this, do you have a calendar?
XF: Our forum was designed by Kier Darby
vB: Do you have photo albums?
XF: We have Kier Darby
vB: Do you have Custom BBCodes?
XF: Kier Darby
vB: Do you have a way to upload new smilies?
XF: Kier
vB: Do you have thousands of mods?
XF: Darby
vB: What do you have?
XF: A clean slate
vB: You have lots of bugs?
XF: That's why we call it Beta.
vB: Who are you?
IPB: Hello all
XF: Can we help you?
IPB: I am IPB Forums.
vB: Get out of here.
XF: Seriously no-one likes you anyway.
IPB: You guys are jerks.
XF: One time, I thought I was using some sad combination of MyBB and phpBB, and when I looked I saw IPB.
vB: lol, good one.
IPB: <insert a censored swear word> you all, I will just go back to the sidelines and laugh all the way to the bank.
vB: I don't care where you go, as long as it isn't here.
IPB: Beam me up Scottie, there's no intelligent life down here.
*IPB is teleported out*
XF: That was unexpected.
vB: What were we talking about?
XF: You were saying you were going to drop your lawsuits and apologise to the community.