yddaD's Father Services

I am interested in buying the 1 year yddaD service!

Can you tell me what kind of lunch you will be packing for me?
 
VOUCH VOUCH VOUCH

My Dad (@Dad) Taught me the real way how to be a SM GOD!!!!!! 1 FATHER LEFT!!
 
Are you ever going to come back from the store?

You've been gone for years....
 
Gen said:
Are you ever going to come back from the store?

You've been gone for years....
sorry fam, its like that one episode of spongebob where i am squidward and you're spongebob and i keep coming back to make sure you're doing a good job at the krusty krab and you keep asking me if im finished with those errands lol. the answer is no im not finished and no i will not pay the fucking child support.
 
Question before I invest, I see you offer rides to school.
Would you drive me to school in a near broken down Toyota Corolla? It must have flat tires and pump out black smoke like no tomorrow. I really want to sell the "I'm almost homeless and my home is a cesspool for domestic abuse" look this year.
 
yes i might be able to finesse a look like that, but i do not own a corolla, i own a 1999 chevy tahoe. the engine sputters and it shakes with music. is this ok?
 
Vouch for this user!!!! he is indeed the father off the all mighty @God
 
User is my actually father.

Just found out that he fucked my mother to make me today.

Life changed.
 
Bumping this thread back to the top for anyone in need of a dad. i love you guys. >dadadadadadadad
 
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