1000th post gets the "Robbery" award free!

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i remember when i used to be a unicorn

 

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i remeber when i used to be a cat

 

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i remeber when i used to be a cat

I remember when i used to be human... those were the days

 

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364 this thread has slowed over a day lol, pretty close to halfway there though.

 

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I remember when i used to be human... those were the days

yeah i would touch my self for 24/7

 

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yeah i would touch my self for 24/7

Now im a tree but i can still post because my fingers are little branches

 

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yea i like to fist my cat after a Saturday brunch

 

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yea i like to fist my cat after a Saturday brunch

I wish i had a cat they taste soo good

 

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I wish i had a cat they taste soo good

ikr i boiled a cat once it was good soup

 

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ikr i boiled a cat once it was good soup

I like to eat it while it is still alive

 

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same lmao it just stares at your eternal soul while you eat

 

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same lmao it just stares at your eternal soul while you eat

I like to poke its eyeballs out first

 

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I like to poke its eyeballs out first

poke its eyeballs out soo you can stare what used to be his eyes and masturbate to it

 

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poke its eyeballs out soo you can stare what used to be his eyes and masturbate to it

I like to cut its paws off so i can collect them

 

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I like to cut its paws off so i can collect them

yes so i can rub the paws all over my cum after im done masturbating to his eye socket. ..were having the most weird conversation

 

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yes so i can rub the paws all over my cum after im done masturbating to his eye socket. ..were having the most weird conversation

lol I like to slap it till i crack its head open

 

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lol I like to slap it till i crack its head open

ill nut slap it too just to be a dick

 

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ill nut slap it too just to be a dick

After its dead i sacrifice its soul to satan #illuminati

 

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After its dead i sacrifice its soul to satan #illuminati

Then you can buy all the versaces you need and you eat and sleep versace all day

 

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Then you can buy all the versaces you need and you eat and sleep versace all day

Not really satan pays me in swag so i buy a shitload of swags