[Anarchy] Upgrading 5 to Onyx

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This thread is sponsored on the behalf of Anarchy.​

I'm giving away 5 Onyx upgrades to regular members. To participate in a chance to receive an upgrade, construct a poem about anything you wish. My top five favorite poems will receive Onyx. This contest will end 12/6/13.

Rules
  • 1 stanza minimum.
  • 3 lines minimum.
  • No plagarized work will be considered.
  • Please format your work in poem format.
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RE: [Anarchy] (5) Onyx Upgrade

This is a wonderful, interesting, and unique contest. Amazing work, Cann!bal.
 

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There once was a man named cann!bal, who liked to eat faces like Hannibal. He tried to bite Philly, it was really quite silly, now he's banned from forumkorner.


That took a lot of effort lol.
 

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RE: [Anarchy] (5) Onyx Upgrade

I don't need the upgrade. this is just for fun.
My dog has a toy named Willy, It was ugly so I changed its name to philly, he pooped in my house, and ate a fat mouse, so I fucking shot his ass because swagyolo420.
 

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RE: [Anarchy] (5) Onyx Upgrade

7:00 am, and I'm late for school
but fuck it, I rather skip and look like a fool
On forumkorner, reppin 1 letter gang until I die
By the way, what dessert did you have for Thanksgiving?
I had sweet potato pie
it re-energizes me and keeps me alive
like Swears funny jokes on the AIM chat live
This forum makes me want to do better in life and thrive
Josh tells me to cut my wrist and bleed
And do all these different things
But I know its because he believes
that I'm on my way to becoming one of the best members I could be
And you already know Cannibal loves all his children
so much that hes giving away free onyx,
now that's beautiful logic.
 

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RE: [Anarchy] (5) Onyx Upgrade

I have onyx maybe I can get some koins or somthing.. =S

Here is my entry:

Fuck bitches, get money.
 

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RE: [Anarchy] (5) Onyx Upgrade

I really need onyx, here's my attempt. :

Cann!bal has swag, and he's not a douchebag.
And when he has lag, he is never sad.
And now he is now a High quality moderator.
And when he uses grammar he reminds me of darth vader.
 

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So inspirational, I think I might cry.
 

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RE: [Anarchy] (5) Onyx Upgrade

There once was a pimp named Slick Rack
Who said he wanted his bitch back
He used his cane
Now I'm in pain
And he stole my big stack (Big stack of money)

-Thank You
 

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RE: [Anarchy] (5) Onyx Upgrade

*Plays relaxing jazz piano mix*

One day Glitch walks into a store.
And he sees the school whore.
Glitch tries to go into disguise,
but the whore looks at him with keen eyes.
He thinks "Damn she knows it's me"
She's thinking "I'm gonna fuck him like 123."
She walks towards him
Glitch looks around and sees his friend Tim.
"TIM!" he shouts,
Tim looks over and waves.
He sees the whore and walks away.
Damn, thinks Glitch.
This chick is such a bitch.
Glitch is thinking, his time is short.
"Eureka!" he shouts.
This is his last resort.
He whips out his fanny pack.
Mum's homemade Spaghetti.
He hurls it at the whore.
She falls back into the door.
Glitch is able to escape,
and he walks away eating a grape.


Thanks for the consideration
 

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RE: [Anarchy] (5) Onyx Upgrade

Glitch said:
*Plays relaxing jazz piano mix*

HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY KNEES WEAK ARMS ARE HEAVY THERES VOMIT ON HIS SHIRT ALREADY MUMS SPAGHETTI.


Thanks for the consideration
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I'm not going to consider any plagiarized work.
 

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Cann!bal said:
I'm not going to consider any plagiarized work.
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Edited, sorry about that. Hope you like the new one
 

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Idk bout ya'll, but this guy should be the winner imo lol.
 

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RE: [Anarchy] (5) Onyx Upgrade

Unlike you I'm a beast on FK
You're a bum as far as your rep say
A lot of people on here hate
So I'll take this time to appreciate,
You doing this giveaway
I'm a boss, not a bitch
Cult got no swag cause he's a snitch
I eat weak people like I'm an animal
Therefore you can call me a Cann!bal
 

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Well, here goes nothing. If it sucks as bad as I think its going to, maybe you guys can at least get some laughs in lol. Nothing is truly relevant since the poem can be about absolutely anything, so im just going to talk about life generally. Cliche, I know.

Life is ambiguous.
The concept alone is beautiful, yet vicious.
For not all of us will find life
But all of us will meet death.
Because the human condition dictates
That some day, in a certain state
Each of us will take our last breath
And some of us just cant wait.

To you and I it seems so important
But our perception on the matter is simply distorted.
No one is exempt from the laws of mother nature
She will prevail, time and time, with every creature.

I find comfort in having accepted these conditions
Too many people are blind and dismiss them.
I hope that you all reach the state of inner peace.
Be humble my friends, we are the Universe; You're but a piece.
 

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Faces like yours
Belong in the zoo
Don't be sad, cause I'll be there to
Not in the cage... but laughing at you.
Dedicated to the user Z.
 

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RE: [Anarchy] (5) Onyx Upgrade

Profile said:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Faces like yours
Belong in the zoo
Don't be sad, cause I'll be there to
Not in the cage... but laughing at you.
Dedicated to the user Z.
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As aforementioned, I won't be considering any plagiarized work.
 
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