[Anarchy] Upgrading 5 to Onyx

[Fuck]

My Poem Is Beautiful Pt. 1:
If I was awarded this upgrade my mood would turn bright.
Upon being turned down I'd pick out a pedestrian for a fight.
I'd knock that nigga out, and run his pockets, and shoes.
I would take half of that money, and spend it on booze.
Then on that late night I'd go turn up.
Hopefully not contract a disease from some hit slut.
But if I did I'd be sad here correcting my phonics.
My life would be fucked because I didn't buy Onyx.

 

[Frenky]

There was once a member named Profile
Oh he was the towns biggest pedophile
He cooked blue meth
With his good partner Seth
He needed to sell some tags
He kept getting scammed by H F fags
So Profile came to ForumKorner
His tags gave people a mean boner
Profile then met Z
Z said Profile love me!
So Profile stayed
And for onyx he prayed

 

[Glitch]

How much longer until this ends?

 

[Cann!bal]

Congratulations Alt, Marcie, E, Cocaine, and Small. You'll all be receiving Onyx shortly.

 

[Fuck]

Congratulations Alt, Marcie, E, Cocaine, and Small. You'll all be receiving Onyx shortly.

I'm pumped as fuck for this. I am glad I could participate!

 

[Hollywood]

Thanks Cannibal, very nice of you to do this.

 

[Blunts]

My Poem Is Beautiful Pt. 1:
If I was awarded this upgrade my mood would turn bright.
Upon being turned down I'd pick out a pedestrian for a fight.
I'd knock that nigga out, and run his pockets, and shoes.
I would take half of that money, and spend it on booze.
Then on that late night I'd go turn up.
Hopefully not contract a disease from some hit slut.
But if I did I'd be sad here correcting my phonics.
My life would be fucked because I didn't buy Onyx.

Somebody just give Cocaine some damn Onyx already.

 

[Glitch]

Well another competition goes by.. Congrats Alt, Marcie, E, Cocaine, and Small and thank you Cann!bal for the competition.