Best pick up lines

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This is just for entertainment purposes. Gimme what you got!

This always worked for me:

Hi, my names _______, lets fuck?

They can't turn it down
 

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My favorite is one they always laugh at then say, "Awwww"

I love every bone in your body, including mine.
 

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mine is , i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you tonight?
 

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Hahahaa wow those are too cute
 

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
 

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanut butter
lets fuck.
 

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woʟғ said:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like peanut butter
lets fuck.
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Best pick up line ever, using that later today when I go out.
 

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420’’’ said:
Best pick up line ever, using that later today when I go out.
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It's very clever and it gets the women all over you, trust me.

I get e-Bitches all day.
 

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a gun
Get in my van

They NEVER turn me down.
 

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass.
 

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^Hahahaha what? Nice pick-up line shadow I would love to see you use it -_- lol
 

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>If i Flip a coin, What are the chances of me getting Head?
>I lost my virginity, do you mind if I have yours?
AND THE BEST ONE OF ALL.... *drumroll*
>I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

This has been my guide to scooping up all the bitches.
 

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This niggas cudi LOL you would put those down!
 

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Nice Shoes. Thats all you have to say and BAM vagina
 

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Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
 

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Miles said:
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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I feel like this would be a terrible thing to say to a girl.
 

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Have you got home insurance? Because I'm gonna' smash your backdoor in.
 

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I have honestly never found, seen, or used a good pick up line. They are all pretty corny.

Heres a corny one....

If you were a door, I'd slam you.
 

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Volation said:
I feel like this would be a terrible thing to say to a girl.
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Thats the point lmao.
 
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