Best pick up lines

[Cold]

Are you hungry? Do would you like a hotdog? It's free!!

I think it's neat!

 

[Dunk]

do you like tapes or cds?
cause ima Tape my dick to your forehead so u CD'S Nuts.
Never got turned down before.

 

[Poe]

do you like tapes or cds?
cause ima Tape my dick to your forehead so u CD'S Nuts.
Never got turned down before.

I love the picture to go with that, I laughed my ass off the first time I saw it.

 

[Bubba]

Not even close to OC, but I just saw CSI on T.V.

 

[47th]

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
I got a Rake
IM GONNA SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!


Works 99.9% of the time unless they don't like Rakes in their ass.

 

[Quagga]

im cheesy as fuck
i always walk around to a girl and im like
"daaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyum are you a library book because im checking you out gurrrrrl"

 

[Particles]

 

[Pacino]

Do your job, that blow job.

 

[ginga]

Hey bb you want sum fuck?

 

[Dunk]

http://imgur.com/lbp2w i think this is best one i ever seen c:

 

[Intelligent]

Are you from Iraq? Cause I want to baghdad ass up.