Black Santa has arrived (free shit that he stole)

[Mal]

come sit on santas lap

just dont tell your parents i touched your golden eggs

HAHAHAHA what the fuck that made me legit laugh

 

[Shift]

HAHAHAHA what the fuck that made me legit laugh

Please : /

I promise I'll get you that ps4 you wanted

 

[Rare]

My favorite color is black and my shits are normally brown.

 

[Shift]

My favorite color is black and my shits are normally brown.

Has your shit ever gotten stuck to one side of your ass cheek ?

Not saying its happened to me but it felt warm and gooey

like when you warm up peanut butter in the microwave and then put your fingers in it

 

[Ambien]

Has your shit ever gotten stuck to one side of your ass cheek ?

Not saying its happened to me but it felt warm and gooey

like when you warm up peanut butter in the microwave and then put your fingers in it

My home French fry that happen to me like 20 minutes ago

 

[Mal]

Please : /

I promise I'll get you that ps4 you wanted

I want da elite illuminati award santa

 

[Shift]

My home French fry that happen to me like 20 minutes ago

did you enjoy it ?

last time I was drunk i almost dropped my phone in a pile of shit

a cockroach was watching me take a shit then after i was done it went inside the toilet

i was camping yk

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I want da elite illuminati award santa

Santa is currently at his gun charge hearing so it will be a couple hours

 

[Professor]

Blue and brown.
Thanks in advance! Lol.

 

[Ambien]

did you enjoy it ?

last time I was drunk i almost dropped my phone in a pile of shit

a cockroach was watching me take a shit then after i was done it went inside the toilet

i was camping yk

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Santa is currently at his gun charge hearing so it will be a couple hours

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it kind feel like wen u get syrup on you when you put it on pancakes

 

[Rare]

Has your shit ever gotten stuck to one side of your ass cheek ?

Not saying its happened to me but it felt warm and gooey

like when you warm up peanut butter in the microwave and then put your fingers in it

Not that I can remember sorry man, so that award?

 

[Shift]

it kind feel like wen u get syrup on you when you put it on pancakes

diarrhea is like really loose syrup

i like feeling the shit gush out my asshole but I hate it when i miss and it gets on the toilet seat and my hands

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[Ambien]

diarrhea is like really loose syrup

i like feeling the shit gush out my asshole but I hate it when i miss and it gets on the toilet seat and my hands

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diarrhea is like really loose syrup

i like feeling the shit gush out my asshole but I hate it when i miss and it gets on the toilet seat and my hands

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For real, that shit happened to me at school

 

[Shift]

Not that I can remember sorry man, so that award?

I will do it after i masturbate

talking about that my porn account plug is on hf and I forgot my password :    (

 

[Mal]

did you enjoy it ?

last time I was drunk i almost dropped my phone in a pile of shit

a cockroach was watching me take a shit then after i was done it went inside the toilet

i was camping yk

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Santa is currently at his gun charge hearing so it will be a couple hours

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Holy fuck a gun charge? good luck man

 

[Ambien]

"Big cock aka Rare Wrote:"

The fuck

 

[Shift]

Holy fuck a gun charge? good luck man

yeah i wanted to show the cop what i got for Christmas
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"Big cock aka Rare Wrote:"

The fuck

whoever wrote that must be gay af smhsmhsmhsmhsmhsmh

 

[rach]

yeah i wanted to show the cop what i got for Christmas
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whoever wrote that must be gay af smhsmhsmhsmhsmhsmh

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Santa must be a pretty wanted man breaking into millions of houses in one night tbh

 

[Wax]

My fav color is black.. like my coffee and women

 

[Evidence]

Favourite colour: red (blood nigga)
Shit come out red bc im blood

 

[Trophix]

Favorite color is blue but my shit is usually pure platinum