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Fury said:
Im back to school 2moro someone please kill me now
It'll be fun, don't worry fam.

what grade are you going into?
 
@Left Pretty good I'd say. Playing some gears of war 3 before I go to class.
 
I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life." My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me. It's Shrek! I am so happy! He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp." He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now." Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
 
Left said:
Alright sweet, i just played WoW.

I never got into that game. I just got bored of it too quickly. But that was two years ago so I might as well try it again.
 
Declan said:
I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life." My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me. It's Shrek! I am so happy! He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp." He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now." Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Well done.. *applauds*

I'm suprised if you wrote it by yourself.


Sam said:
I never got into that game. I just got bored of it too quickly. But that was two years ago so I might as well try it again.

Same here, i took some months break cus I played it to much. I'm playing 3.3.5 version, private server. :p
 
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