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Seeing as Koins are basically worth nothing now for those who have them, I thought why not just get rid of mine and offer free upgrades. I can afford around 3 of them I'd imagine. 

To win it's simple. Tell me a joke. I will pick the top 3 I like the best and those 3 users will either be upgraded to Onyx or Power.
This will end when this thread gets a decent amount of entries.

Fire away.
 
Nice idea for a contest/giveaway.
Good luck to all those who enter.
Entering for fun:
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
(pls answer so I can give you the answer LOL)
 
Jukebox said:
Nice idea for a contest/giveaway.
Good luck to all those who enter.
Entering for fun:
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
(pls answer so I can give you the answer LOL)
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Everyone knows this Juke, Virgin Mobile.
 
Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.
 
I wonder how many people are going to steal stuff from /r/jokes
 
What is the fastest fish in the world?

A motorPIKE.
 
Moon Knight said:
Don't you mean /r/MeanJokes ?
Thanks for the giveaway @"Hobbs"
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Haven't been on that before, holy shit those are great.
 
My Very Crappy Joke :D xx

3 Men were in jail for stealing Koins from @Philly . they were @cam, @gunnar and @"the host"

@gunnar said: Oh noo... how did we get ourselves into this mess?
@"the host" said: I could do with some feaking Tea!
@cam said: Oh.. well i got this wee kettle here we can use for tea. (stolen)

@cam rubbed the kettle and a genie in a mask appeared with a slide, the masked genie said: if each of you slide down this slide and say what you wish for, you will get it!

So @"the host" slides down the slide and says "Women"!. In the jail appeared hundreds of women from far and wide, they all jumped @"the host" and he was squished.

@Gunnar was just about to slide down the slide when he saw his angry wife standing in-front of him and he said "oh dam! You gotta be taking the PISS?!" , he then slid down the slide and said "Teleporter" but unfortunately he landed in a puddle of piss.

@cam was on the slide now and was just coming down it when he saw @gunnar sitting in piss and said "OHhh SHIT!!" and @cam landed in a field being spread by manure.

Then the Genie took of its mask and chuckled. It was @jukebox!! and she said "That's what you boys get for calling me a Koin whore!", then she skipped of far far away over the hills and beyond the rainbows :D xxx

@jukebox will be coming for you if i don't win @hobbs :D x
 
This is a great giveaway!

Here goes,

A man goes swimming in the ocean but gets sucked out to sea. A boat passes by him and tells him to climb aboard, but he says "I have faith, God will save me."

Then the Coast Guard comes by with a rescue helicopter and tells him to climb the ladder up, but he says "I have faith, God will save me."

The man is now getting tired but thankfully a dolphin swims under him and starts to carry him to shore, but the man pushes the dolphin away saying "I have faith, God will save me.

The man dies and goes to Heaven. He asks God "Why didn't you save me?"

God replies "I tried! I sent a ship, a helicopter and a dolphin!"
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Goodluck to all who enter.
 
Here's another one lmao. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
 
Q: What has more autism then the members on this forum?
A: Nothing

#2015 joke of the year
@cas @elite @magic
 
Cupcake said:
My Very Crappy Joke :D xx

3 Men were in jail for stealing Koins from @Philly . they were @cam, @gunnar and  @"the host"

@gunnar said: Oh noo... how did we get ourselves into this mess?
@"the host" said: I could do with some feaking Tea!
@cam said: Oh.. well i got this wee kettle here we can use for tea. (stolen)

@cam rubbed the kettle and a genie in a mask appeared with a slide, the masked genie said: if each of you slide down this slide and say what you wish for, you will get it!

So @"the host" slides down the slide and says "Women"!. In the jail appeared hundreds of women from far and wide, they all jumped @"the host" and he was squished.

@Gunnar was just about to slide down the slide when he saw his angry wife standing in-front of him and he said "oh dam! You gotta be taking the PISS?!" , he then slid down the slide and said "Teleporter"  but unfortunately he landed in a puddle of piss.

@cam was on the slide now and was just coming down it when he saw @gunnar sitting in piss and said "OHhh SHIT!!" and @cam landed in a field being spread by manure.

Then the Genie took of its mask and chuckled. It was @jukebox!! and she said "That's what you boys get for calling me a Koin whore!", then she skipped of far far away over the hills and beyond the rainbows :D xxx

@jukebox will be coming for you if i don't win @hobbs :D x
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Whoa.... That's about all I can say to that.
 
Cupcake said:
My Very Crappy Joke :D xx

3 Men were in jail for stealing Koins from @Philly . they were @cam, @gunnar and  @"the host"

@gunnar said: Oh noo... how did we get ourselves into this mess?
@"the host" said: I could do with some feaking Tea!
@cam said: Oh.. well i got this wee kettle here we can use for tea. (stolen)

@cam rubbed the kettle and a genie in a mask appeared with a slide, the masked genie said: if each of you slide down this slide and say what you wish for, you will get it!

So @"the host" slides down the slide and says "Women"!. In the jail appeared hundreds of women from far and wide, they all jumped @"the host" and he was squished.

@Gunnar was just about to slide down the slide when he saw his angry wife standing in-front of him and he said "oh dam! You gotta be taking the PISS?!" , he then slid down the slide and said "Teleporter"  but unfortunately he landed in a puddle of piss.

@cam was on the slide now and was just coming down it when he saw @gunnar sitting in piss and said "OHhh SHIT!!" and @cam landed in a field being spread by manure.

Then the Genie took of its mask and chuckled. It was @jukebox!! and she said "That's what you boys get for calling me a Koin whore!", then she skipped of far far away over the hills and beyond the rainbows :D xxx

@jukebox will be coming for you if i don't win @hobbs :D x
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I swear this post just killed me a little.
 
I'd love to win this family, just need donator lmao.
Joke! (I'm Jewish CHILL FAM!)
I was going to make a jewish joke, but they've been roasted enough ;)
 
This is the greatest joke of all time.. Lil Wayne. Nuff said. GG.
 
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