Free Upgrade to Onyx / Power

why don't orphans like to play baseball?

























because they can never make it home. (;
 
I'll close this tonight, keep them coming.
 
Magic said:
How did the German men pick up Jewish women in the 1940s? With a dustpan and brush

Damn that is a bit sick..

Wait can these jokes be dark or na
 
1. There's a reason why the nose is the middle of the face. Cause it's the scenter.

2. One lie can reduce your life by 5 minute.
One smile can increase your life by 10 minutes.
MORAL: Always lie while laughing.. you will gain 5 minute extra life..
 
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.

The joke wasn't there because it was parking the car
 
Gonna leave this open a little while longer, get entering whilst you can!
 
What happens when a Jewish guy with an erection runs into a wall?

He breaks his nose
 
Tbh the only one I liked was @Cupcake 's joke. I've sent you 40 koins, enjoy.
I'll leave this open a little while longer though.
 
Thank you @Hobbs :D x i will enjoy my koins lol
 
How do you upgrade people with Koins?
I've always wondered.
 
Hobbs said:
Seeing as Koins are basically worth nothing now for those who have them, I thought why not just get rid of mine and offer free upgrades. I can afford around 3 of them I'd imagine. 

To win it's simple. Tell me a joke. I will pick the top 3 I like the best and those 3 users will either be upgraded to Onyx or Power.
This will end when this thread gets a decent amount of entries.

Fire away.


The jumper I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity, so i took it back to the shop and exchanged it for another one free of charge.


thanks for the giveaway :)
 
My Very Crappy Joke :D xx

3 Men were in jail for stealing Koins from @Raptor. they were @aNz, @Cess and @Sarcasm

@anz said: Oh noo... how did we get ourselves into this mess?
@Cess said: I could do with some feaking Tea!
@Sarcasm said: Oh.. well i got this wee kettle here we can use for tea. (stolen)

@Sarcasn rubbed the kettle and a genie in a mask appeared with a slide, the masked genie said: if each of you slide down this slide and say what you wish for, you will get it!

So @Cess slides down the slide and says "Women"!. In the jail appeared hundreds of women from far and wide, they all jumped @Cess and he was squished.

@aNz was just about to slide down the slide when he saw his angry wife standing in-front of him and he said "oh dam! You gotta be taking the PISS?!" , he then slid down the slide and said "Teleporter" but unfortunately he landed in a puddle of piss.

@Sarcasm was on the slide now and was just coming down it when he saw @aNz sitting in piss and said "OHhh SHIT!!" and @Sarcasm landed in a field being spread by manure.

Then the Genie took of its mask and chuckled. It was @jukebox!! and she said "That's what you boys get for calling me a Koin whore!", then she skipped of far far away over the hills and beyond the rainbows :D xxx

@hobbs will be coming for you if i don't win @hobbs :D x
 
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