My Very Crappy Joke xx
3 Men were in jail for stealing Koins from @Philly . they were @cam, @gunnar and @"the host"
@gunnar said: Oh noo... how did we get ourselves into this mess?
@"the host" said: I could do with some feaking Tea!
@cam said: Oh.. well i got this wee kettle here we can use for tea. (stolen)
@cam rubbed the kettle and a genie in a mask appeared with a slide, the masked genie said: if each of you slide down this slide and say what you wish for, you will get it!
So @"the host" slides down the slide and says "Women"!. In the jail appeared hundreds of women from far and wide, they all jumped @"the host" and he was squished.
@Gunnar was just about to slide down the slide when he saw his angry wife standing in-front of him and he said "oh dam! You gotta be taking the PISS?!" , he then slid down the slide and said "Teleporter" but unfortunately he landed in a puddle of piss.
@cam was on the slide now and was just coming down it when he saw @gunnar sitting in piss and said "OHhh SHIT!!" and @cam landed in a field being spread by manure.
Then the Genie took of its mask and chuckled. It was @jukebox!! and she said "That's what you boys get for calling me a Koin whore!", then she skipped of far far away over the hills and beyond the rainbows
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@jukebox will be coming for you if i don't win @hobbs
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