Giving away Banned Tag

[MCG]

i already said that get ur own

Nigga you don't own that, It's on google :/

Also:

I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.

 

[Satan]

1). Want a funny joke.. Look at my mom..

2). I have a lot of black jokes... but I would get banned for them..

3). Why did mary fall out of the tree? Because she had no hands..

* Knock Knock* whose there? Not mary..

 

[Tough]

im reporting this tag to sony kid its gonna get deleted now

 

[Satan]

Life is like a dick.. its soft, straight, relaxed and laid back, then women make it hard..

 

[Tough]

Life is like a dick.. its soft, straight, relaxed and laid back, then women make it hard..

this doesnt apply to you, you like big cock

 

[Satan]

this doesnt apply to you, you like big cock

Im a male sir

 

[Tough]

Im a male sir

i am aware good sir you still like penis

 

[Satan]

i am aware good sir you still like penis

LOL XD okay thanks!

 

[Rebirthing]

Women:Are you scared of heights?

Guy: No, Why?

Women: Your zipper sure is..


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[Cann!bal]

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the story, but your mother's a whore.

 

[Shot]

Life is like a dick.. its soft, straight, relaxed and laid back, then women make it hard..

I didn't understand that joke at all.
LIFE is soft? straight? and relaxed?
NO. it's hard.
And its only straight when its hard soo...

 

[Andy]

girl - baby im wet.
Boy - want a paper towel?
Girl - no, i want more then that
Boy - want 2 paper towels?
Girl - no, baby i want sumthing big and round
Boy - damn you want the whole roll?

 

[Berrics]

girl - baby im wet.
Boy - want a paper towel?
Girl - no, i want more then that
Boy - want 2 paper towels?
Girl - no, baby i want sumthing big and round
Boy - damn you want the whole roll?

Best one so far lol

 

[Satan]

I didn't understand that joke at all.
LIFE is soft? straight? and relaxed?
NO. it's hard.
And its only straight when its hard soo...

Its really, Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely. Then women make it hard.. lol

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So a girl and a boy are about to have sex.

Girl: take off the condom.

Boy: Why?

Girl: Yolo..

Boy: if you get pregnant.. YOYO

Girl: whats does that mean?

Boy: Yo On Yo Own..

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Waking up.. Is the second hardest thing in the morning..

 

[Admire]

Daughter: Mom, my boyfriend and I are going upstairs to my room, ok ?

Mother: OK guys, don’t do anything stupid.

5 minutes later.
…
Upstairs : Baby, baby, baby…ohhhhhh

Mother rushes upstairs.

Mother: What are you guys doing ??!?!?!

Daughter : Mom, can’t you see we are having sex ?

Mother: Oh, thank God, I though you were listening to Justin Beiber.

 

[Sequel]

If Jimmy has 5 KFC wings, and Jamal takes 3, what is Jamals skin colour?

 

[Junior]

How do you kill 1,000 flies?


Slap an Ethiopian child.

Now give me the tag.

 

[Andy]

Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Who doesn't like Chuck Norris jokes, Am I right?

If one drop of semen contains more life than a drop of blood, why don't vampires suck cock?
Oh wait... Twilight

 

[Admire]

If Jimmy has 5 KFC wings, and Jamal takes 3, what is Jamals skin colour?

Lmaooo nice one yo =p

 

[Andy]

I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You're going to give me that tag now