Giving away Banned Tag

TIGEЯ said:
i already said that get ur own
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Nigga you don't own that, It's on google :/

Also:

I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
 
1). Want a funny joke.. Look at my mom..

2). I have a lot of black jokes... but I would get banned for them..

3). Why did mary fall out of the tree? Because she had no hands..

* Knock Knock* whose there? Not mary..
 
im reporting this tag to sony kid its gonna get deleted now
 
Life is like a dick.. its soft, straight, relaxed and laid back, then women make it hard..
 
Bounce said:
Life is like a dick.. its soft, straight, relaxed and laid back, then women make it hard..
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this doesnt apply to you, you like big cock
 
Bounce said:
Life is like a dick.. its soft, straight, relaxed and laid back, then women make it hard..
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I didn't understand that joke at all.
LIFE is soft? straight? and relaxed?
NO. it's hard.
And its only straight when its hard soo...
 
girl - baby im wet.
Boy - want a paper towel?
Girl - no, i want more then that
Boy - want 2 paper towels?
Girl - no, baby i want sumthing big and round
Boy - damn you want the whole roll?
 
Optimus said:
girl - baby im wet.
Boy - want a paper towel?
Girl - no, i want more then that
Boy - want 2 paper towels?
Girl - no, baby i want sumthing big and round
Boy - damn you want the whole roll?
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Best one so far lol
 
Joey said:
I didn't understand that joke at all.
LIFE is soft? straight? and relaxed?
NO. it's hard.
And its only straight when its hard soo...
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Its really, Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely. Then women make it hard.. lol

So a girl and a boy are about to have sex.

Girl: take off the condom.

Boy: Why?

Girl: Yolo..

Boy: if you get pregnant.. YOYO

Girl: whats does that mean?

Boy: Yo On Yo Own..

Waking up.. Is the second hardest thing in the morning..
 
Daughter: Mom, my boyfriend and I are going upstairs to my room, ok ?

Mother: OK guys, don’t do anything stupid.

5 minutes later.
…
Upstairs : Baby, baby, baby…ohhhhhh

Mother rushes upstairs.

Mother: What are you guys doing ??!?!?!

Daughter : Mom, can’t you see we are having sex ?

Mother: Oh, thank God, I though you were listening to Justin Beiber.
 
If Jimmy has 5 KFC wings, and Jamal takes 3, what is Jamals skin colour?
 
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Who doesn't like Chuck Norris jokes, Am I right?

If one drop of semen contains more life than a drop of blood, why don't vampires suck cock?
Oh wait... Twilight
 
I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You're going to give me that tag now
 
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