Help me pass my drug test

I heard if you take some baking soda with water it clean your system quick. But it make you shit hella.
 
My step dad is buying me a drug test before I go to see if ill pass.
 
If i fail it, Im making him give me some of his pee.


I took an at home test today it came back negative I'm here ready to take the test but I can't pissed enough.
 
I passed it already. Gladly I didn't really have to so anything I just drank a bunch of cranberry juice.
 
Shift said:
Are you officially working there now ?

I already went to the orientation the day before I took the test. I took the test late Friday I just have to wait for them to look at the results monday so I'm sure ill start Tuesday.
 
Holy shit i feel light-headed with everyone talking about enemas down my peehole.
Fucking A guys.. I wouldn't do that shit for the best job in the world.

also heres a good yt vid: got removed off youtube, now available here
 
Yeti said:
Holy shit i feel light-headed with everyone talking about enemas down my peehole.
Fucking A guys.. I wouldn't do that shit for the best job in the world.

also heres a good yt vid:

It's a reference to the TV show Blue Mountain State, almost nobody actually does it in real life.
 
Shift said:
If its a urine test do what I said, if its a blood or hair test you pretty much failed it.


Then drink lots of water , there is also synthetic urine but i wouldnt recommend that because many workplaces also test for chemicals found in fake urine




Drink lots of water and flush it out your system
 
I know this is over but for future reference. Buy some detox from GNC and drink as hot load of water. That will definitely clean you out.
 
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