I have to burn my house down.

Divinitive · Jul 12, 2015

So I was out here at my house letting my two dogs out and shit like I always do. There was aways a tiny spider web but I never saw the spider so I thought it was some lil bitch that wouldn't bother me because i don't care about spiders really. I looked tonight when I was letting my dogs out... Bouta just burn my whole fucking house down.

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Senpai · Jul 12, 2015

DUDE. What in the world is that thing! What kind of spider is that!? Thats crazy, good luck my friend.

Ambien · Jul 12, 2015

it jus de spoder man no worriez

HaloReach · Jul 12, 2015

Rip @divinitive
I guess there will be one less house where you live haha.

Daimi · Jul 12, 2015

Bruh I'd get the C4 out and blow that bitch up.

Magnificent · Jul 12, 2015

Oh no Spoderman brot his strongest spoder kill et with fire pls b4 it raids my house.

Daimi · Jul 12, 2015

Oh you should also burn everything inside you dont know if it laid eggs.

Divinitive · Jul 12, 2015

I probably should just kill myself, spiderman probs laid eggs in me too

Daimi · Jul 12, 2015

Divinitive said:
I probably should just kill myself, spiderman probs laid eggs in me too

It might of crawled up your ass when you were sleeping.

Divinitive · Jul 12, 2015

こわい said:
It might of crawled up your ass when you were sleeping.

Zomg porbably. I'll have to put bleach in mi bum.

wall · Jul 12, 2015

I'd swat my own house fuck that.

Daimi · Jul 12, 2015

wall said:
I'd swat my own house fuck that.

lol throw a flashbang at a spider.

wall · Jul 12, 2015

こわい said:
lol throw a flashbang at a spider.

more like a fucking grenade, fuck spiders

Sarcasm · Jul 12, 2015

HEY FUCK BOY IS YOUR SC?? e something?

Daimi · Jul 12, 2015

wall said:
more like a fucking grenade, fuck spiders

damn i mean thatd fuck up all his shit.

Divinitive · Jul 12, 2015

Sarcasm said:
HEY FUCK BOY IS YOUR SC?? e something?

Yes master it is indeed e something. Shoot me a PM

glaze · Jul 12, 2015

Its over, go ahead and gather all of the gas in the house and from all the neighbors.

Divinitive · Jul 12, 2015

glaze said:
Its over, go ahead and gather all of the gas in the house and from all the neighbors.

I will be obtaining a magnitude of gas to burn this ugly ass spider.

glaze · Jul 12, 2015

Divinitive said:
I will be obtaining a magnitude of gas to burn this ugly ass spider.

Sounds good, let me know how that goes buddy . : )

Justified · Jul 12, 2015

I woke up about 2 hours ago and was looking up at the ceiling and a spider was seriously walking on it. Never screamed so loud in my life, also no longer a man

I have to burn my house down.

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