I have to burn my house down.

[Divinitive]

So I was out here at my house letting my two dogs out and shit like I always do. There was aways a tiny spider web but I never saw the spider so I thought it was some lil bitch that wouldn't bother me because i don't care about spiders really. I looked tonight when I was letting my dogs out... Bouta just burn my whole fucking house down.

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[Senpai]

DUDE. What in the world is that thing! What kind of spider is that!? Thats crazy, good luck my friend.

 

[Ambien]

it jus de spoder man no worriez

 

[HaloReach]

Rip @divinitive
I guess there will be one less house where you live haha.

 

[Daimi]

Bruh I'd get the C4 out and blow that bitch up.

 

[Magnificent]

Oh no Spoderman brot his strongest spoder kill et with fire pls b4 it raids my house.

 

[Daimi]

Oh you should also burn everything inside you dont know if it laid eggs.

 

[Divinitive]

I probably should just kill myself, spiderman probs laid eggs in me too

 

[Daimi]

I probably should just kill myself, spiderman probs laid eggs in me too

It might of crawled up your ass when you were sleeping.

 

[Divinitive]

It might of crawled up your ass when you were sleeping.

Zomg porbably. I'll have to put bleach in mi bum.

 

[wall]

I'd swat my own house fuck that.

 

[Daimi]

I'd swat my own house fuck that.

lol throw a flashbang at a spider.

 

[wall]

lol throw a flashbang at a spider.

more like a fucking grenade, fuck spiders

 

[Sarcasm]

HEY FUCK BOY IS YOUR SC?? e something?

 

[Daimi]

more like a fucking grenade, fuck spiders

damn i mean thatd fuck up all his shit.

 

[Divinitive]

HEY FUCK BOY IS YOUR SC??  e something?

Yes master it is indeed e something. Shoot me a PM

 

[glaze]

Its over, go ahead and gather all of the gas in the house and from all the neighbors.

 

[Divinitive]

Its over, go ahead and gather all of the gas in the house and from all the neighbors.

I will be obtaining a magnitude of gas to burn this ugly ass spider.

 

[glaze]

I will be obtaining a magnitude of gas to burn this ugly ass spider.

Sounds good, let me know how that goes buddy . : )

 

[Justified]

I woke up about 2 hours ago and was looking up at the ceiling and a spider was seriously walking on it. Never screamed so loud in my life, also no longer a man