If she ______ she's too young for you bro

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Saw this on Jersey Shore and I thought it was funny.

Naming things to see if a girls is to young for you.

Ill start

If her tattoo comes off in the shower, she's too young for you bro.

Let me here some good ones
 
If she still wears a pushup bra
Shes to young for you
 
If she gets on RuneGear she's too young for you bro.
 
If she watches barney shes just right...erm shes to young >.>.
 
If she has pubic hair she's too young for you bro.
 
If she's boxxy, go ahead and fuck her, but she's too young for you bro
 
If she still is nevous talking about sex or kissing Then shes to young for you

If she still Text's you 24/7 saying I wuv U Shes to young for you
 
If she likes to play with herself, then she's too young for you bro.
 

You move the wrong piece. YOU LOSE.
 

There you go thats more like it

If she cries on the first day of school she's too young for you bro
 
if she has a easy bake oven shes too young for you bro
 
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