If she ______ she's too young for you bro

[Blaze_mybb_import19635]

If she doesn't know what windows 2000 is, she is too young for you.
~Blaze

 

[VTEC_mybb_import19390]

If she thinks the wu-tang clan is a combo plate at a chinese restaurant...shes too young for you bro

 

[The Joker]

If she still sticks her tongue out in pictures, shes too young for you bro.

 

[Marcus]

If shes 5 years+ younger then you shes too young for you bro..

I derped and i herped and I flerped the house down!

 

[VTEC_mybb_import19390]

If her barbie's tits are bigger than hers....shes too young for you bro

 

[ADMlN]

If she seems nice, she's to young for you.

 

[Singer]

If she looks young but dresses like a 19 year old shes a slut. I mean, shes probably too young for you, but we all know you'd go there.

 

[Grumpy_mybb_import18337]

If she doesn't know what a computer is, she's too young for you, bro.

(This applies mainly to paedophiles who like very young children)

 

[Otto]

If her age appears on a clock, shes too young for you bro.

 

[vorge]

if she plays dolls shes too young for you

 

[Krypton]

If she has a diaper on, she's too young for you bro.

 

[Cannabis]

If she has a pulse, she's too young for you.

 

[All Day Win]

If her age is on the clock she's too young for the cock.

 

[CrystuL]

If she still rocks a ring pop, she's too young for you bro.
If she's on Team Edward, she's too young for you bro.

 

[Treb]

If she not up to your head she's too young for you duh

 

[Pichu]

if she still plays lazer tag.she's to young for you bro