If she ______ she's too young for you bro

Oh my god, I've seen this all over facebook x.x this "click" of "popular" kids uses jersey shore lines way too fucking much. they're all pussies they're just rich :s
 
If she's young, then she's too young for you bro.

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If her umbilical cord is still attached, she's to young for you.
 
if all she blows is bubbles, she's too young for you bro!

if you take her for dinner and the waiter gives her a colouring book and crayons, she's too young for you bro!
 
If she doesn't know how to do the Macarena she's too young for you
 
Vanquish said:
If she doesn't know how to do the Macarena she's too young for you
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Man I don't even know how to do that :/
 
If she doesn't cook she's too young for you bro.
 
If there's no turf on the field, she's too young for you bro.
 
All Day Win said:
If Casey Anthony is trying to kill her she's to young for you bro
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Too soon bro. Too soon.
 
if you have to pretend your penis is a train or a plane to get it in her mouth she's to young for you bro
 
All Day Win said:
If Casey Anthony is trying to kill her she's to young for you bro
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No.

And,

If she went to McDonald with some french fries and some ketchup packets and you sat down to eat them but you couldn't get them open so you went to the store to buy some scissors but you didn't have enough money so you started running to your friends house to borrow some money so you could buy some scissors to open your ketchup packets and enjoy your french fries more fully but then just before you got to his front door a piano fell on your head, then she's to young for you bro.
 
If zombies dont want to eat her Shes to young for you. Or smelly
 
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