Iron Ore Giveaway (10k) [#5]

[the_lol]

Alright. You guys b*tch about the questions I ask in my contests so this is my last one for a while.
I dont like giving free stuff to people when they're ungreatful. Yeah, it's only iron ore but it still pisses me off when you b*tch about it.

To win, post a quote that is funny. Whatever quote I like the most will win.

That's my quote. .

I do like your giveaways. They are a bit hard but they are fun.

 

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Nothing that makes me laugh yet.

You can still challenge me to a 1v1 Blops game. Im on now.

 

[the_lol]

"so my chemical cleaner soaked work boot caught some red hot slag while i was MIG welding, instead of helping me put it out my "buddies" chose to laugh at me whilei hopped around like a retard trying to put it out. then to top it off my mask slammed down and blinded me. fuckers......

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I know you like it

 

[Victor_mybb_import12777]

 

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the_lol - good try but it goes the wrong way. I dont like seeing people portraying welding like in your quote/picture.

Victor - Eh, your the best so far. It's not very funny tho :/

 

[ireppgold_mybb_import12659]

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.

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W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

 

[Victor_mybb_import12777]

Haha i'll find another one
I love blond jokes.

Another one : Helen Adams: "How much chicken is there in chick peas?"

 

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"There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there"

I like that one the best. Its not funny but its a good quote.
5mins to beat it or Irep wins.

 

[ireppgold_mybb_import12659]

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is- Ellen DeGeneres

 

[the_lol]

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson "
Source: coolfunnyquotes.com

 

[ireppgold_mybb_import12659]

Hehe I'll stop posting quotes now rofl

 

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the_lol has a good one too lol, Ive heard it before tho

 

[the_lol]

The power of google always amazes me.

 

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The power of google always amazes me.

Yeah...google was a revolutionary invention.
so was chacha lol.

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Alright, looks like Irepgold wins.
I think its been more than 5mins but who's counting lol.

I;; pm you where to meet me.

 

[Victor_mybb_import12777]

Did you see my one :O
- Another one :I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.
- If a quiz is quizzical, what’s a test!!

 

[the_lol]

20 bucks says world 3 varrock *****.

 

[Gold_mybb_import11148]

OP is like my dick, always saggy, a bit dry, sometimes changes colors and looks nace.

 

[Premier]

Not a funny quote but a pretty good one.

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you'll never know what you find."

 

[DrecliN]

Not too long ago.

What language is this in?

 

[Sxc]

Women are like hurricanes, they come wet and wild, and leave you without your house or car

Remember that from somewhere a while back ;p

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Yeah...google was a revolutionary invention.
so was chacha lol.

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Alright, looks like Irepgold wins.
I think its been more than 5mins but who's counting lol.

I;; pm you where to meet me.

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I totally submitted mine before that haha

Congrats irepp