Need help, I don't know how to break it to my parents

[iKonroi]

Oh dude the answer is quite simple, no need to make a topic for this.

Answer a: You're fucked
Answer b: You're seriously fucked
Answer c: If Amanda does not abort you need to murder her, and that still leaves you fucked.

Future advice: Use a fucking condom you retarded fuck, who in there right mind would ever bend over a milf and fuck her nasty old used up pussy without protection

 

[Rocket]

If this isn't a troll, your absolutely fucked.

But she's also in deep shit.

 

[Ohm]

Oh dude the answer is quite simple, no need to make a topic for this.

Answer a: You're fucked
Answer b: You're seriously fucked
Answer c: If Amanda does not abort you need to murder her, and that still leaves you fucked.

Future advice: Use a fucking condom you retarded fuck, who in there right mind would ever bend over a milf and fuck her nasty old used up pussy without protection

Seriously? Get The Fuck Of These Threads if your going to post this useless shit.

 

[Slacker]

In all honesty bro a female can not verify that she is pregnant for like 4 to 5 weeks, and even then it's only a yoke sack, tell this bitch you want her to go get a ultra sound and if the doctor says that she is more then 4 weeks pregnant you know right there that it is not yours (calculate when you fucked the milf, if its 4 weeks ago, the baby would only be 2 and a half weeks along) keep that in mind and catch the bitch in her own lies man =)

 

[Blackops2gunman]

You expect us to believe this lol haha sounds like you have been watching to much porn, and this is a porn script lmfao

 

[Ohm]

Seriously? Read the comments...

 

[Shadow]

Oh dude the answer is quite simple, no need to make a topic for this.

Answer a: You're fucked
Answer b: You're seriously fucked
Answer c: If Amanda does not abort you need to murder her, and that still leaves you fucked.

Future advice: Use a fucking condom you retarded fuck, who in there right mind would ever bend over a milf and fuck her nasty old used up pussy without protection

Dude, i fucking love your advice

 

[Crypt.]

I recommend you just rape Olivia, then kill yourself.... that way the poor old milf's ginger baby will still have a toddler to play with too.

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I recommend you just rape Olivia, then kill yourself.... that way the poor old milf's ginger baby will still have a toddler to play with too.

Jokes, definitely DO NOT DO THAT...

Just tell the truth bud.

 

[Slacker]

So you were drinking Vodka, with flowers (Mum) at a party.... Some thing with out the abillity to speak or carry babies approached you at starbucks and said it was prego? Its simple bro, just pour some bleach on the MUM and it will kill the roots and the flower will die