Official "you the type of nigga" thread

[cas]

@captain the type of nigga to always be on the bench

 

[Citrus]

You the type of nigga that sucks a dick and calls the other nigga gay.

 

[Captain]

@captain the type of nigga to always be on the bench

with your bitch... and you watchin

 

[cas]

You the type of nigga that sucks a dick and calls the other nigga gay.

you the type of nigga to say "just cus I sucked a dick once don't make me gay, just cus I cut a tree down once don't make me a lumperjack"

 

[Citrus]

You the type of nigga to bring roses to a strip club.

 

[cas]

@citrus you the type of nigga to collect snapple facts to rephrase to your associates

 

[Citrus]

You the type of nigga to send a new Facebook request after getting the first one declined.

 

[cas]

@citrus you the type of nigga to tickle ya boys and invite them to play farmville

 

[Mortal]

@citrus you the type of nigga to tickle ya boys and invite them to play farmville

you the type of nigga to listen to some DMX shit and think he's nuts.

 

[Citrus]

You the type of nigga that wears condoms while making out with a girl.

 

[cas]

@mortal you the type of nigga to bark along with him

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@citrus you the type of nigga to take a bath with timbs on

 

[Mortal]

@mortal you the type of nigga to bark along with him

ruff ruff motherfucker.


/evaaaaaaaaaade

 

[Citrus]

You the type of nigga that shakes hands after the first date.

 

[cas]

@sega ayo, come here cus these niggas really flaming, pussy niggas dont go one on one anymore

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@citrus you the type of nigga to run in the bathroom and smell ya hand after she shakes it

 

[Citrus]

You the type of nigga that'll stop mid-conversation just to wipe a smudge off someones face.

 

[Mortal]

You the type of nigga that'll stop mid-conversation just to wipe a smudge off someones face.

You the type of nigga that spends his Friday/Saturday night watching  "The Notebook" alone with a box of tissues and some chocolate icecream; then when you get to school say some bullshit about how you when out and partied.

 

[cas]

@citrus you the type of nigga to eat candy with the wrapper still on it, sucking that shit off with all that experience

 

[Citrus]

You the type of nigga that tells niggas its poker night and brings out a twister mat.

 

[cas]

@citrus you the type of nigga to still rock phatfarm

 

[Mortal]

You the type of nigga that tells niggas its poker night and brings out a twister mat.

You the type of nigga that smells like ass and says he showers every night.