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Post here for the "Hitmarker" award!
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@Hitmarker,
On behalf of everyone here on planet Earth, please put barriers around your mother's vaginal cavity. It may take you some time since its the size of a Pringles lid, but it'll be worth it in the long run. After all, she's dropping babies like the German army dropped bombs in 1943. The femidoms don't go large enough for her and the men she opens up her plughole to don't understand the concept of condoms, meaning the babies are just popping out (or should I say falling out) all the time. Oh and by the way, your so called 'Dad' has promised to stop making your shithole look like the Japanese flag if you do this great deed. Good luck! See you on the other side.
On behalf of everyone here on planet Earth, please put barriers around your mother's vaginal cavity. It may take you some time since its the size of a Pringles lid, but it'll be worth it in the long run. After all, she's dropping babies like the German army dropped bombs in 1943. The femidoms don't go large enough for her and the men she opens up her plughole to don't understand the concept of condoms, meaning the babies are just popping out (or should I say falling out) all the time. Oh and by the way, your so called 'Dad' has promised to stop making your shithole look like the Japanese flag if you do this great deed. Good luck! See you on the other side.
@Hitmarker names himself after something everybody already fucking hates, then somehow makes it worse. He looks like some sort of hybrid between wombat and skunk and even with a voice changer he still can't hit puberty. Sounds like Alvin and the chipmunks on helium supplements. Kid wears a straw hat with cutoff jean shorts and a wife beater to school everyday. AND I FORGOT TO FUCKING MENTION those sketchers shape ups with yellow stained knee high tube socks you wear too. While you ride in the basket of your morbidly obese grandmothers rascal scooter bumping "riding dirty" as she searches for unsaturated low fat cashews to stick up your nostrils.
@hitmarker you are so fat that not even chuck Norris can push you
1. @hitmarker is a fucking downy and his family hates him. He should probably kill himself
2. @hitmarker could not hit pussy if it was his own bedridden grandmother
3. @hitmarker is a fucking pleb, seriously though his mother is a milf and constantly cheats on his dad with @hitmarker 's best friend
4. @hitmarker has no friends
5. Kill yourself
Ill take 5x of whatever award youe giving away. Iv already forgotten what it was because this thread is so aids infested.
2. @hitmarker could not hit pussy if it was his own bedridden grandmother
3. @hitmarker is a fucking pleb, seriously though his mother is a milf and constantly cheats on his dad with @hitmarker 's best friend
4. @hitmarker has no friends
5. Kill yourself
Ill take 5x of whatever award youe giving away. Iv already forgotten what it was because this thread is so aids infested.
Crux said:
ur newer than me
im done
you're automatically blacklisted for having downs
@Hitmarker should swallow a thumb tack so when he shits it out he'll have a lot of fun. The fucking loser has a looser asshole than @"Leader". Fuck, that n&&&& should drink a mixture of paint, windex, and bleach. Fucking loser deserves to be jailed for stupidity.
@Hitmarker You're like the end of a loaf a bread.... everyone touches you, but no one actually wants you.
