Post here for the "Hitmarker" award!

Police said:

@Hitmarker You're like the end of a loaf a bread.... everyone touches you, but no one actually wants you.

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Amp said:

@Hitmarker is the dumbest, ugliest, fattest, srubbish, rubbish, prettiest, smallest, tallest, feistiest, tastiest, nastiest, most unpleasant, most selfish, most obnoxious, most despicable, most pitiful, most dull, most lazy, most unreliable, strangest, uneducated, derogatory, clumsy, horrible, immature, arrogant, eccentric, weirdest, unassertive, most worthless person on this entire forum.

There you go.

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