Hello, I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Polaroid Bifocals. I specialize in making glasses, which probably came off to you when you first saw the name. The shop is right around the corner. Unhealthy customers are always stopping by requesting what have them. Benjamin Franklin is my idol, he represented the bifocal fashion back in our early times well, I am very humbled just thinking about the marvelous, handsome person that he is. All of the women (same all around here) loved him and men wanted to be what he'd became. What more could you ask for? Not much, not much my friends watching.
Thank you and good day. I'm about to scrub and clean in between my toes.