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- Thread starter LSX
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Imagine that I'm you're girlfriend. We live together.
The predicament:
I come home from work early and walk in on you getting it in with your side hoe.
Extra information:
You have maple syrup on your hands. You're wearing a bra. The bed is filled with beheaded stuff animals. A video camera on a tripod is sitting near the foot of the bed.
How do you get yourself out of this one?
The predicament:
I come home from work early and walk in on you getting it in with your side hoe.
Extra information:
You have maple syrup on your hands. You're wearing a bra. The bed is filled with beheaded stuff animals. A video camera on a tripod is sitting near the foot of the bed.
How do you get yourself out of this one?
@Random
Philly was caught getting a Cleveland steamer from some random thot that's known to give blumpkins for free as long as you have a half chub. A hipster named Joe is notorious for giving girls a dirty sanchez after vigorously ass-fucking them on a small incline, like a slope, after that he normally can be heard plopping a deuce at the nearby bathroom, while his ratchet girl is waiting for him outside the bathroom.
Philly was caught getting a Cleveland steamer from some random thot that's known to give blumpkins for free as long as you have a half chub. A hipster named Joe is notorious for giving girls a dirty sanchez after vigorously ass-fucking them on a small incline, like a slope, after that he normally can be heard plopping a deuce at the nearby bathroom, while his ratchet girl is waiting for him outside the bathroom.
Sector said:
Oh damn, this is a tough one.. Glad to know you're the woman in the relationship..
@Sector;
Ah, I was waiting for you to come home, You know how you were talking about spicing things up in the bedroom? Well, I thought maybe we could have a 3 some, and she was just helping me get ready for you
Eh, That's a tough one, You stumped me.
LSX said:Oh damn, this is a tough one.. Glad to know you're the woman in the relationship..
@Sector;
Ah, I was waiting for you to come home, You know how you were talking about spicing things up in the bedroom? Well, I thought maybe we could have a 3 some, and she was just helping me get ready for you
Eh, That's a tough one, You stumped me.
Looks like you and Sector just broke up.
Scroll up and review the added information.LSX said:Oh damn, this is a tough one.. Glad to know you're the woman in the relationship..
@Sector;
Ah, I was waiting for you to come home, You know how you were talking about spicing things up in the bedroom? Well, I thought maybe we could have a 3 some, and she was just helping me get ready for you
Eh, That's a tough one, You stumped me.
You have maple syrup on your hands. You're wearing a bra. The bed is filled with beheaded stuff animals. A video camera on a tripod is sitting near the foot of the bed.
@Sector I know you've wanted to spice things up, So I looked up a few fetishes. I picked the ones I knew you'd like the most..
A 3 Way, You're always talking about getting more, The maple syrup is for your pancake nipples, I'm wearing the bra because I like when you snap the bra strap, It just, gives me a thrill, I have the stuffed animals beheaded because I enjoy blowing my load into the decapitated heads, and the video camera is for the porno you've always wanted to make
Lelellelelel
@Sector I know you've wanted to spice things up, So I looked up a few fetishes. I picked the ones I knew you'd like the most..
A 3 Way, You're always talking about getting more, The maple syrup is for your pancake nipples, I'm wearing the bra because I like when you snap the bra strap, It just, gives me a thrill, I have the stuffed animals beheaded because I enjoy blowing my load into the decapitated heads, and the video camera is for the porno you've always wanted to make
Lelellelelel
LSX said:You have maple syrup on your hands. You're wearing a bra. The bed is filled with beheaded stuff animals. A video camera on a tripod is sitting near the foot of the bed.
@Sector I know you've wanted to spice things up, So I looked up a few fetishes. I picked the ones I knew you'd like the most..
A 3 Way, You're always talking about getting more, The maple syrup is for your pancake nipples, I'm wearing the bra because I like when you snap the bra strap, It just, gives me a thrill, I have the stuffed animals beheaded because I enjoy blowing my load into the decapitated heads, and the video camera is for the porno you've always wanted to make
Lelellelelel
The maple syrup is for your pancake nipples.. I'm done with life
