There once was some intelligent dude who didn't like Mike because he likes Charizard instead so he hunted Blastoise down. The next day he got up and had a boner so he went to the whitehouse and he ate breakfast with the President of USA who was blue because of the new zombie virus. When he noticed his arm missing from the explosion, he decided to kill himself violently. Obama assisted by a crazy terrorist who ate metal and fucked bitches and acquired currency, actually enough to...
beat Romney in..
(so many ands!)