upgrading 1 user to onyx!

[Ellis]

You know it!

Fuck you, you turtle.

I think they have shell nipples. Idk

That's why turtles stay in a cage/pimp house

I don't think anyone cares nah I joke, cool story tho.

Nah there can't be more than one pimp in a house

 

[Jaii]

Nah there can't be more than one pimp in a house

I'm guessing you'll have to move out to let your turtle move in?

(turtle) ;p

 

[Gruesome]

I stuck my dick in a turtle ..........

 

[Stigma]

anyone remember the show Franklin? sickest show that had turtles in it, fuck TMNT lol, anyways thanks for this giveaway!

 

[Jaii]

I stuck my dick in a turtle ..........

what the fuck, I do not approve of this post.

DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN A TURTLE

 

[Heaven]

Viouch for this nerd, hes gonna be a helpful lad!

 

[Caveat Emptor]

I like purple turtles.

Praise Allah

 

[9mm]

When i was younger every halloween for 6 years i was a Ninja Turtle, and Mikey was my favorite [:

- Just entering this little contest. Good Luck to the winner though.

 

[Jaii]

come on lads, I want more people to join on this =)

 

[Captain]

I got head from a snapping turtle... didnt end well :/

 

[Jaii]

I got head from a snapping turtle... didnt end well :/

ew, that sounds really fucking disgusting you turtle lover

 

[Jukebox]

I have a turtle in my basement and she is so lazy and fat, I feed her all sorts of food, she especially loves carrots and shrimp, and she ate all of my other fish that were in the tank with her, sadly.
Anyways, posting to enter, obviously, and good luck to everyone!

 

[Honey Bucket]

I used to own two pet turtles, lenny and rico. they are no longer around, rip turtles

 

[Rolo]

I like turtles, in my pants





Mutha fuka

 

[Jaii]

more posts come on lads. the more posts you do the more of a turtle chance you get for winning this

 

[Krish]

I wrote a poem about a turtle becoming president. For my theater class, this is just the main part, the turtle then turns gangster and starts rapping.

"I am a turtle, hear me roar.
I am small, but I will soar.
Vote me for president, and you shall receive goods galore.
I am small but I will soar."​

 

[Twinzys]

I'm like a fucking turtle. This giveaway could be over and I would bearly be applying. Yolo swag 2k15 doe

 

[Sega]

Back when I was in the second grade my father finally bought me a pet. Yes, it was a turtle. After a few months of having the turtle (never even named him/her) I fed it lettuce, which I usually did. I kept giving my turtle big pieces of lettuce, somehow my turtle couldn't swallow it down from overeating and ended up choking on the giant pieces of lettuce I gave it, suffocated and died. I cried, then buried it in my backyard. @cas can vouch..

 

[Optimus]

Great of you to do this giveaway! I'll just leave my turtle post here and hope I win.

Thanks a bunch buddy.

 

[cas]

Yeah, @sega and I actually did bury his turtle. Kinda hard not to chuckle when your bestfriend has his face smeared with boogers, tears and curls.