Valentine's Day!

[Rare]

Got some lotion for my right hand.

 

[Blue]

hahahahah @ambien thats something everyone should do

 

[Mango]

I'm taking my right hand to a 5 star restaurant

 

[Tramadol]

Just a lazy day, good food, plenty of movies and shagging like rabbits for me :--)

 

[Moon Knight]

Ma boyfriend taking me out for a steak. He says he got me a present. I'm hoping its not a wedding ring. @lexi

Not going to lie.
Bit dyslexic and thought this said "he got me pregnant".

 

[Darth Vader]

yeah I'll be watching porn and seeing deadpool... BY MYSELF!

 

[Moon Knight]

yeah I'll be watching porn and seeing deadpool... BY MYSELF!

Room for one more?
To both parts...

 

[aNz]

Once I get off work I'll be doing nothing.

 

[Rare]

Room for one more?
To both parts...

Why am I laughing so hard at this lmao?