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[Fireren]

hell for vacation.

 

[Fireren]

Where Sauron decided to...

have his finger cut off.

 

[Life_mybb_import11509]

And Smeagle jumped into a volcano...

 

[Life_mybb_import11509]

Drank his blood, then died because the power of christ compelled him into super hell (for people who died in hell)

 

[Sophrosyne]

Drank his blood, then died because the power of christ compelled him into super hell (for people who died in hell)

....then came back.

 

[Boosh]

...and summoned the army of mordor to...

 

[Life_mybb_import11509]

[Are we telling the story of The Lord of the Rings now?]
....kill Super Jesus and Ultra God.

 

[Boosh]

[Fuck yeah but super awesome LotR]
which failed because Super Jesus and Ultra God summoned the army of ents.

 

[Life_mybb_import11509]

[Fuck yeah but super awesome LotR]
which failed because Super Jesus and Ultra God summoned the army of ents.

[What the hell are 'ents'?]
Then Malfoy came along and evada-kadabra'd Sauron in the face

 

[Life_mybb_import11509]

[Finally you guys caught on to the LotR theme]
But than Frodo had a bitch fit because Sam wanted to see the ring.

And Frodo sent sam down to climb down the volcano. (Even though they were gay lovers, Frodo distrusted sam)

 

[Life_mybb_import11509]

Then Frodo got turned on, so they had more butt sex and fell in love

 

[Chevon]

And Sam got, to excited...

 

[Life_mybb_import11509]

[wow]
But super ultra mega God made a frodo and sam clone that were armoured with better armor then Sauron

 

[Chevon]

and they feel in love with each other again....

 

[Life_mybb_import11509]

Because the story isn't over yet

 

[Coolman909]

They lived happily ever after, and ate each others toe nail clippings.

 

[.sLeepyK0z..]

And then the Credits came up..

 

[Emptiness]

They lived happily ever after as heroes

 

[Life_mybb_import11509]

Then God shot a giant meteor the size of the sun at whatever planet they're on and killed everyone. The End.

 

[CrzYMikE]

Then the credits came up