Continue the story

[Boosh]

and the story continued into part two...

 

[Life_mybb_import11509]

And God shot another meteor at the planet where the people in part 2 lived, and killed everyone so there was no part 3,4,5,6....

 

[CrzYMikE]

And thus started part 2.5...

 

[Life_mybb_import11509]

Along with epic music. this appeared

Spoiler

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far awayIt is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a
hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic
Empire.
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the
Empire's ultimate weapon, the Death Star, an armored space station
with enough power to destroy an entire planet.
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home
aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her
people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

 

[Boosh]

which lead us into the greatest star wars themed story ever, narrated by Jar Jar Binks.

 

[Life_mybb_import11509]

"Mista tell story of Stah Wawrs, it ahl began like a-this"...

 

[Magiic™]

"Mista tell story of Stah Wawrs, it ahl began like a-this"...

...Qui-gon and Obi wan were...

 

[Magiic™]

their ship stalled, so they...

 

[w1nd]

raped a peasant and stole a donkey...

 

[Chevon]

that they then ride to...

 

[CrazySmurf]

to Mexico for...

 

[Chevon]

years and years of treatment for...

 

[Magiic™]

their buttsex obsession, which has caused...

 

[Boosh]

a global homosexual outbreak, which started a rebellion that..

 

[w1nd]

destroyed the government and praised cows so much that...

 

[Sophrosyne]

chuck norris got involved, which provoked...

 

[E-Book]

Sex into...

 

[Sophrosyne]

sin, which caused the human race to..

 

[Mildly Legit]

sin, which caused the human race to..

To evolve into Mildly Legitus

 

[Sophrosyne]

...thus why Mans dick size increased by 78%.