Help me pass my drug test

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Well, I start a new job tomorrow, I had orientation today I got hired yesterday, I just found out I have to take a drug test, I smoked on the 26th I dont know what kind of test it will be whether its urine or saliva, ANy tips to help me pass?
 
So there are 2 methods

°Borrow a friends pee then put it in a bag then before you leave to the test heat it up a bit so it feels like pee

°I have tried this method and it has worked for me in tge past. When they give you the cup make sure for the first 3 seconds to not pee in the cup because the start and of the urine always have more THC so remember to only pee in the cup when you are halfway peeing and remember to not pee the start or ebd.
 
Thanks shift, Im looking forward to it.
 
go get yourself some certo and a Gatorade. drink some of the Gatorade then pour the certo in ad shake it then chug it down and keep drinking tons of water up to the test. I did this and passed a test 3 days after i smoked.
 
If it's a urine test, drink a lot of water and try pissing a lot. I heard drinking cranberry juice will also help.
When are you taking the drug test?
 
Justice said:
If it's a urine test, drink a lot of water and try pissing a lot. I heard drinking cranberry juice will also help.
When are you taking the drug test?
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If you drink to much water the pee will be too diluted and they might make you try it again
 
Do what shift said, and don't workout a day or two prior to the test and cranberry juice/water works great just don't go overboard with it.
 
The test is tomorrow most likely I was supposed to have already done it before orientation but the guy didnt want me to wait a week, Id rather it be diluted. Then I have more time
 
If its a urine test do what I said, if its a blood or hair test you pretty much failed it.

Living said:
The test is tomorrow most likely I was supposed to have already done it before orientation but the guy didnt want me to wait a week, Id rather it be diluted. Then I have more time
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Then drink lots of water , there is also synthetic urine but i wouldnt recommend that because many workplaces also test for chemicals found in fake urine
 
Uhhh im lost like an oin change in my car?
 
Living said:
Uhhh im lost like an oin change in my car?
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No lol.

A oil change is a 100% chance of passing your drug test all you need is a enema and clean piss.

1. Lubricate enema
2. Slide enema slowly into your urethra until you get to the bladder once you do the urine will just flow out.
3. Put clean urine in the enema and fill your bladder.
4. Remove enema and your done.
 
Shove a dildo up your dick hole so you cant piss. You should be good.
 
If you want to pass really bad you have to do an oil change. Look it up on urbandictionary.com if you don't know what it is.
 
just borrow a friends piss and u should be straight, will be hella weird at first but if hes your bro he'll pull through for you haha
but if u dont have any friends then ur just gonna have to do that water shit which doesn't necessarily work i think its a myth
 
First off if its Urine there is nothing you can do. You can't drink a shit ton of water or anything like that. That method only works over a week or time. You will have to get a cleaning out kit which they sell at CVS and places like that or you can just get your friends piss.
 
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